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Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by penzino(m): 7:40pm On May 24, 2013
Pandemonium broke out at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, this morning, when a Bus Preacher was dragged out of a bus and beaten to a coma after Condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’.
According to Eye Witness accounts, the Pastor had embarked on his journey at Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”
The people in the bus were so moved, some started falling under the annointing. Our eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo told Fake9janews:
“people were just falling as he was laying hands. One man even fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing…………until he raised his hands to cast demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out”
The angry men on the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on the pastor, who all of a sudden started shouting “I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”
Too late.
Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the Condoms have been kept as evidence....

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Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by oluomad(m): 7:50pm On May 24, 2013
If you miss Heaven, u will not Miss Hell!!!!

Eternity is Years upon Years. A thousand years upon a thousand years
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by adextetoo(m): 8:11pm On May 24, 2013
the condoms maybe for his wife who knows? but a player should keep thing like that around him rule 5
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by Nobody: 8:24pm On May 24, 2013
The source of the info is [size=15pt]fake[/size]9janews.com and you guys are making a fuss out of it?
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by acidtalk: 9:51pm On May 24, 2013
I don't want to believe this is true until someone actually comes to bear witness to this story.

If this is true I am definitely not surprised because 98% of religious leaders around the world are TOP rated fraudstars (swinddlers, scammers, crooks, whatever you choose to call them)
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 24, 2013
Fake9janews?? Nothing real comes out of that site,i follow them on twitter too
Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma After Condoms Fall From Bible by Kruzilano(m): 10:48pm On May 24, 2013
Lwkm........ Dats D̶̲̥̅̊. Kind of pastor ѿƺ give all ѿƺ Ħª√ę Nd̶̲̥̅̊ wlk home on bare feet hoping ² get miracles

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