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"only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 1:08pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
Lolabbey was having an affair during the day while her husband, Tufe, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend, ThugLife, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at ThugLife: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window my husband is home early!" ThugLife looked out the window and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!" Lolabbey cried: "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So ThugLife grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he started running along side the others -- only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm. One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" ThugLife answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running." The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?" ThugLife answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" ThugLife answered, "Only if it's raining." |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 1:59pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
buahahhahahhaha lmao thug the condom man hahahhaah chei nightie |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 7:04pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
thats my baby go go go |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 4:40pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
;d |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by tufe(m): 5:07pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
ituen, why you no go hail am, yeye guy @nightie, i love the joke, but you sure say no be you and ituen e happen to, cuz u seem to have a full detail of everything |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 7:26pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
As far as say na 2 of us and u no follow, then all is well |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by tjtj1(m): 8:54pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
well i join |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 9:17am On Feb 11, 2008 |
for me and my wife issue? |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Feb 11, 2008 |
yes na |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 11:23am On Feb 11, 2008 |
e go cause fight na |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Feb 11, 2008 |
for where |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 11:38am On Feb 11, 2008 |
for dream |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
dats the phrase lol |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 2:54pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
girls too like dreams |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 2:57pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
and that kain dreams dey affect dem reality |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:00pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
nite nurse habba, u do me oooooo hw u dey |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by folly69(m): 3:02pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
haaaaaha nighty u ar crackin me up |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by success123(m): 3:06pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
lolababy you are a bad girl |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lohlarh(f): 3:10pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
Nightnurse, haba! wetin my paddy come do u like this Anyway its a nice joke, but i doubt if na Lola sha Abi Lola, u fit? |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:15pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
no b new thng now, she b na only 3 men, wht abt those dat have 10 men to thmselvs? abi mak i begin mention names |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:16pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
lolly girl, trust me now anyway nity na my person,notin dey hapen |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 3:18pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
una don dey diverge to padi-padi level |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
we be pady pady frm time abi u no like am lik dat |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
na enemy of pady padie |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:25pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
na una sabi |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
lola sorry mylove, i just thought i should shear the little secret cos am tired of hiding it, hope u re not hurt still love and miss u |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 3:36pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
awwww,and i wan dey cry but government policy no go let me cry. . . . . i go buy you one rose for that |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 3:39pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
wow, how did u know i love roses? can't wait to have it but it must be a black rose oooo |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:39pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
its ok honey, urs is comin soon mis u too my love |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 3:41pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
I never told u any of my secrets baibi so i wonder wht u re going to tell em. are u on YIM now? |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 3:42pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
*rushes to buy the only last black rose available* |
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:43pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
saucy, how far? u see d rose buy? |
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