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"only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 1:08pm On Feb 09, 2008
Lolabbey was having an affair during the day while her husband,
Tufe, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,
ThugLife, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at ThugLife: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window my husband is home early!" ThugLife looked out the
window and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raining
like hell out there!" Lolabbey cried: "If my husband catches us
in here, he will kill both of us!" So ThugLife grabbed
his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside
he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he
started running along side the others -- only he was still in
the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.

One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
ThugLife answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels so
free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."

The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?"

ThugLife answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

ThugLife answered, "Only if it's raining."
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 1:59pm On Feb 09, 2008
buahahhahahhaha lmao grin grin grin grin

thug the condom man hahahhaah chei nightie grin grin grin grin
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 7:04pm On Feb 09, 2008
thats my baby

go go go
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 4:40pm On Feb 10, 2008
;d kiss
Re: "only If It's Raining." by tufe(m): 5:07pm On Feb 10, 2008
ituen, why you no go hail am, yeye guycheesy grin

@nightie, i love the joke, but you sure say no be you and ituen e happen to, cuz u seem to have a full detail of everything grin
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 7:26pm On Feb 10, 2008
As far as say na 2 of us and u no follow, then all is well
Re: "only If It's Raining." by tjtj1(m): 8:54pm On Feb 10, 2008
well i join cheesy
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 9:17am On Feb 11, 2008
for me and my wife issue? angry angry angry angry
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Feb 11, 2008
yes na
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 11:23am On Feb 11, 2008
e go cause fight na
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Feb 11, 2008
for where wink
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 11:38am On Feb 11, 2008
for dream
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Feb 11, 2008
dats the phrase lol
Re: "only If It's Raining." by ituen(m): 2:54pm On Feb 11, 2008
girls too like dreams
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 2:57pm On Feb 11, 2008
and that kain dreams dey affect dem reality
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:00pm On Feb 11, 2008
nite nurse habba,

u do me oooooo angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

hw u dey
Re: "only If It's Raining." by folly69(m): 3:02pm On Feb 11, 2008
haaaaaha grin grin grin nighty u ar crackin me up
Re: "only If It's Raining." by success123(m): 3:06pm On Feb 11, 2008
lolababy you are a bad girl
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lohlarh(f): 3:10pm On Feb 11, 2008
Nightnurse, haba! wetin my paddy come do u like this

Anyway its a nice joke, but i doubt if na Lola sha

Abi Lola, u fit?
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:15pm On Feb 11, 2008
no b new thng now,

she b na only 3 men,

wht abt those dat have 10 men to thmselvs?

abi mak i begin mention names grin grin grin
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:16pm On Feb 11, 2008
lolly girl,

trust me now

anyway nity na my person,notin dey hapen
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 3:18pm On Feb 11, 2008
una don dey diverge to padi-padi level
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Feb 11, 2008
we be pady pady frm time

abi u no like am lik dat
Re: "only If It's Raining." by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Feb 11, 2008
na enemy of pady padie grin
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:25pm On Feb 11, 2008
na una sabi
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2008
lola sorry mylove, i just thought i should shear the little secret cos am tired of hiding it, hope u re not hurt grin still love and miss u
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 3:36pm On Feb 11, 2008
awwww,and i wan dey cry
but government policy no go let me cry. . . . . i go buy you one rose for that
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 3:39pm On Feb 11, 2008
wow, how did u know i love roses? can't wait to have it but it must be a black rose oooo
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:39pm On Feb 11, 2008
its ok honey,

urs is comin soon

mis u too my love
Re: "only If It's Raining." by nightnurse(f): 3:41pm On Feb 11, 2008
I never told u any of my secrets baibi so i wonder wht u re going to tell em. are u on YIM now?
Re: "only If It's Raining." by saucekid(m): 3:42pm On Feb 11, 2008
*rushes to buy the only last black rose available*
Re: "only If It's Raining." by Lolabbey: 3:43pm On Feb 11, 2008
saucy,

how far?
u see d rose buy?

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