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| Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door. Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community." The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer. Then, a Nigerian Businessman came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "If you are really a Nigerian then you don't have to pay since you are from the same country as Akeem Olajuwon the basketballer, i'm his no1 fan" The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Nigerians in front of his door waiting for a haircut!!! 1 Like |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by sutoboy(m): 5:51pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
too long for me to read |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by lilkech(m): 5:52pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
. . . ha . . . ha . . . ha |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
nice old joke but disturbing y u had to duplicate it thrice  besides, hi booqee?  |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 6:01pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Hi otooro!  i dint post it twice oh, dats just nl2 for you, it really sucks. @sutoboy. Read it mf! Whats long bout it?! Mtcheww.  @lilkech. What did u do dat dey ban you??  Its been over three month i've seen u on nl oh! Long time |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 6:08pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
yes, nl2 sucks bt the moderator here sucks more! no offeince |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by dani1luv: 6:11pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
otooro: yes, nl2 sucks bt the moderator here sucks more!and u want us to be friendz wt the way u gossip, insult nd talk about me?? Hell No! I have seen this joke before! |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 7:15pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
This joke is as old as Booqee's bra  |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:25pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Love d joke! loool! |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:25pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
mikuz: This joke is as old as Booqee's braMikuz. . U WORST!!! |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 7:29pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
mcnepow: |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 7:32pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
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| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mikuz(m): 7:38pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Na wetin dey inside bra go kill you  |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:45pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
dani1luv: and u want us to be friendz wt the way u gossip, insult nd talk about me?? Hell No! ah! dani, it was a slip of the hand ooo, my good friend, abeg na  |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 11:45pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Mcnepow, thanks! mikuz: This joke is as old as Booqee's braawww.....yuck! Dis comment is as dry as it could be! Couldn't u av done better?? |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by sutoboy(m): 11:59pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
seriously am still laffin love you boooqee |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 12:36am On Mar 18, 2012 |
^^love you too! |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by sutoboy(m): 12:41am On Mar 18, 2012 |
heheheheh am soo excited oooooo |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 3:40am On Mar 18, 2012 |
This thread is as dry as buki's sagged deflated |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 4:47am On Mar 18, 2012 |
jackpot: This thread is as dry as buki's sagged deflatedhey! come back tomorrow. I'm busy pls..... |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by bunmioguns(m): 5:09am On Mar 18, 2012 |
booqee: hey! come back tomorrow. I'm busy pls..... heheheheh. . . Fipa *Piss in Jackpot Mouth* |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 5:44am On Mar 18, 2012 |
bunmioguns:awww.....thanks! Wa shere. Dats whats bunmi's piss in his mouth!And bunmi i'm still waiting.....u never talk whether d joke funny or not..... Besides shey u no dey sleep for night ni??  |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by bunmioguns(m): 6:01am On Mar 18, 2012 |
booqee: awww.....thanks! Wa shere. Dats whats When am thru wit Jacky, I wil bring it to you so dt u can gimme BJ na joke oooowell d joke funny, though av seen it before I slept very early, dt was why . Anyhw, HapPy Sunday. . . Make sure u go to church |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by mcnepow(m): 6:46am On Mar 18, 2012 |
booqee: Mcnepow, thanksu,r welkum  |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:57am On Mar 18, 2012 |
bunmioguns:you're a very foooolish boy! see what u use ur mouth to say on a sabbath day! Ehn?! I suppose to give u dirty slap for dat! mtcheww......! oya na jokes too oh |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by bunmioguns(m): 11:19am On Mar 18, 2012 |
booqee: you're a very foooolish boy! Am sorry Ma. . . |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by jackpot(f): 11:32am On Mar 18, 2012 |
bunmioguns:as if you can satisfy her intimate desires with that 2 inch broom-stick you call a prick. You wan commit suicide? You fit pass 1 round? When matters of the heart are discussed, half-man like you are not supposed to interfere *no oh-fence* |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by bunmioguns(m): 2:58pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
jackpot: as if you can satisfy her intimate desires with that 2 inch broom-stick you call a prick. You wan commit suicide? You fit pass 1 round? Okponu. . Bring ur Fiancee or ur sister and lets play d game. . |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by ekeroyal(m): 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
@OP, nice efforts. Recommendation: Choose any cool guy from NL2(not NL1) and I'll take care of the expenses for a-5days vacation in UAE. |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by oderemo(m): 8:02pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
i blame me self for setting this bad trend on n.l. sorry everybody. |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Ruqaya(f): 9:00pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
Nhayz jhoke o |
| Re: Trust Nigerians Nah! by Nobody: 7:08am On Mar 19, 2012 |
@ekeroyal, thanks! But i'd have prefered nl1 guys, walahi i'm not feelin nl2. Either way, i'm jokin oh, me i don't need nl guys abeg oh Ruqayah, thanks. ode remo: i blame me self for setting this bad trend on n.l.hey......i'm confused. What do u mean?? |
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