Maria went to his husband and asked "darling, please i need some money to change my wardrobe. ."
Her husband, Odogwu replied "u see, its not that i dont wanna give you, but you see, the bible asks us to seek ye first the kingdom of God, and the rest shall be added unto you. ..so go seek the kingdom"

Maria was disappointed, so left.

Later she came back and asked "sweerie, i need some money to go to the salon"
Odogwu again opened his bible and read out ". . .this is the word of God. . .seek ye first the Kingdom of God, and the rest shall be added unto you. ..even brazillian hair will be added"

Maria again disappointed left.

At sunset, she came back and asked odogwu "babe, i need some money to buy fuel for my car. ."

Odogwu in anger screamed " haba, i no tell you say mek u seek the kingdom?? .. . u be demon??"

Maria wept and went away.


In the night around 10pm, Odogwu was touching Maria and begging to "read" her "papers"

But Maria was reluctant and angry, so Odogwu asked "Maria my wife, wetin i do wey u no wan mek i perform my duties as a man? "

Then Maria got up, switched on the light, picked her bible and began reading.. . "This is the american standard bible. . .matthew 6:33, it reads. . .seek ye first the kingdom of God, and all the rest, i repeat all the rest shall be added unto thee, Amen "







For the first time, Odogwu menstruated



dont be stingy. . .this joke is dedicated to my boss, slimchi2k2. . .. .bye