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Hillarious Chat Between An Mtn Customer Care And An Angry Mtn User (pic Included / Lol See A Very Hilarious Warning Signpost By The Nigerian Police Force / Boko Haram Customer Care Center....no Fear Nairalanderz... (2) (3) (4)
The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Nobody: 7:04am On Nov 27, 2012 |
I saw this joke some where, so i decided to share it with you guys. It got me cracking. Omo, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112...There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was . Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up.... If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up sayin.... Hmmmm...! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? Thunder fire u there.. 22 Likes |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Ruqaya(f): 8:26am On Nov 27, 2012 |
huhuhuhu u gat me laughing |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by xammy1stlady: 9:49am On Nov 27, 2012 |
nice 1,cnt stop laughinnnn ;Dnice 1,cnt stop laughinnnn |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Shuen: 1:46pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by valuka(m): 1:46pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
dry....... |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by bennyukah: 1:47pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
a good one. |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by bblacky(f): 1:47pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Befor nko!! Who wan die!!9ja police, una na dey upgrade jare |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Skywalker5(m): 1:48pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
good one |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Nobody: 1:48pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Gud job |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Catchfire1: 1:50pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Guy i dey Vex for u Think i've lost my sense of humour |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by aglomar: 1:51pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Could happen, what can't olopas do? |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by dilbert100: 1:53pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Exponental(m): 2:02pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
The fear of death is d beginning of long life. |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by 4mulanoni(m): 2:02pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Wash 1 Like |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by toskut(m): 2:13pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Nice One |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by OgidiOlu3(m): 2:13pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
4mulanoni: Wash Wat the heck is dis? U do knw dat this is on the front page, right? . @op. Funny but i've seen it b4. |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Kslib(m): 2:20pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
double post |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Kslib(m): 2:25pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
4mulanoni: WashAre you stupid or what?? Mods, una need to ban dis guy till 3099!!! Just imagine you using a laptop to visit nairaland in a public place or in the sitting room with all your family members present,or visitors,and you see a thread,you hop in,only for you to see some disgusting fuuuccking pishure posted from a mentally deranged mad man. It's embarrassing.. Disgusting fellow..***pheeeeeew****. Mumunus odemus |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Nobody: 2:48pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Lmao...naija popo |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by asoebi(m): 2:49pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
4mulanoni: Wash This is too bad especially for young Guys like myself, Pls mods always endeavor to at least help us censor pictures uploaded to this site, cos as a young guy searching for knowledge I spend most of my leisure time here following the monthly debates as a guest.....Thanks. |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by worldchangegrp: 2:55pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Naija police no go use laugh kill person I hear say one man with 9 children recently received a transfer letter letter to Borno state and He resigned but his wife refused saying wetin we go shop u must go ohhhhh...she no be ur mate be James Bond |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by bamac(m): 3:41pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
valuka: dry.......ur comment funny pass d joke sef...lol |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by bamac(m): 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
worldchangegrp: Naija police no go use laugh kill person I hear say one man with 9 children recently received a transfer letter letter to Borno state and He resigned but his wife refused saying wetin we go shop u must go ohhhhh...she no be ur mate be James Bondshe no lie nw |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Caseless: 4:13pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
dilbert100:u said it all.... |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by playahP(m): 4:38pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Didn't find it funny.... More like boring and annoying |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
valuka: dry.......go see a doctor |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Jimatex(m): 6:03pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Police on duty
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Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by salolo(m): 6:23pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
i don;t know about this. if there any thing like that, public orientation should done by the police on TV and Radio to create awareness. |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by Aderemi275(m): 8:05pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Read dis on Facebook ystdy, so funny..... Can't stop Laughing.... |
Re: The Nigerian Police Customer Care Center by lukade: 11:46pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Jimatex: Police on dutyGUY YOU WICKED O.. |
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