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Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 11:06am On Nov 28, 2012
Pry 6( man u); how can we fail waec when our teacher is a waec official.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Rooneyboy(m): 11:26am On Nov 28, 2012
realsammie:

BARTON : I dont care if i pass the exam or not as far as i make others not t pass.

GIGGS : i have pass the exams many time but choose not to move on because the examiner is sexy
I'm in love with these 2.
cheesy grin cheesy
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by gbrown(m): 11:28am On Nov 28, 2012
DIDIER DROGBA, I HAD TO CHANGE MY OLD SCHOOL IN ENGLAND, COS EXAMINERS NO LONGER FELL FOR MY DIVING TRICKS, I,VE PASSED ALL MY EXAMS IN MY NEW CHINKO SCHOOL.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by dilbert100: 11:30am On Nov 28, 2012
very good hahahahaha
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by mmmustapha(m): 11:51am On Nov 28, 2012
Higuan: I failed d exam cos our lesson teacher use 2 sent me out of class. NaNi: I failed coz am too playing during my lesson. Chicharito: I passed my exams coz I always pray in in exam hole. Welbeck: I failed d Exam coz am too selfish n not concentrating. David Luis: I failed d Exam coz chicharito use to tore my exam scripts.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by saintneo(m): 11:56am On Nov 28, 2012
Ronaldo(Brazil): I passed my exams many times, even when I returned from hospital. I am on break now, eating my do-nuts.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by pendusky(m): 11:58am On Nov 28, 2012
Oahray: Messi: i came first again. I have great seatmates.
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C.Ronaldo: the examiner hates me cos I am rich, good looking and a brilliant student.
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Ibrahimovich: see? I passed in my new seat! Maybe the examiner should seriously consider me for first position next time.
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Pele: Messi cannot use as many answer booklets as I did several years ago.
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Mikel: Our invigilator said my biro is black so I stopped writing.
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Emenike: I am not sure how I am going to do it, but I would stop Messi from coming first this time.
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Neymar: I want to be as good as messi some day. But I dont want to change my hair and my seat yet.
Hahahaha, u got it there,..pele
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by johndavid1(m): 12:01pm On Nov 28, 2012
@miguel:
Pry 5 B (Barca): we make use of our head and ngbo(bullets) to pass every exam.
@miguel:
Pry 5 A (Arsenal): we train our pupils to read now and pass later in other schools.
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by pendusky(m): 12:02pm On Nov 28, 2012
femi4: Rubbish!!! Not funny
Go and take psycho test
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by GentleNaaz(m): 12:19pm On Nov 28, 2012
Ibrahimovic; i change my teacher each time my students hv massive failure
CR7; am nt friend wt d guy dat takes d 1st position
Gardiola; all my stdnts fail my test, so i refrain 4m teaching status quo
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Rooneyboy(m): 12:37pm On Nov 28, 2012
realsammie:

BARTON : I dont care if i pass the exam or not as far as i make others not t pass.

GIGGS : i have pass the exams many time but choose not to move on because the examiner is sexy
I'm in love with these 2.
cheesy grin cheesy

This is lovely piece.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by mikuz(m): 1:03pm On Nov 28, 2012
@miguel:
Pry 5 A (Arsenal): we train our pupils to read now and pass later in other schools.

hehehe . . .
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Rooneyboy(m): 1:04pm On Nov 28, 2012
vykte: Mikel : I was beating around d bush,missing out on d salient points, I had a D.
Ashley Cole : I'm hated by d examiner tho...he had no choice than 2 give me a pass mark
Zizou : I was gonna come out tops until Materazzi insulted my mum...it got 2 me and I tore his paper.tho he had a rewrite and i was disqualified.
Neymah : I prefer writing in my local language...I'm not gonna take d exam now
Lovely . cheesy
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by mikuz(m): 1:05pm On Nov 28, 2012
@miguel:
Pry 6( man u); how can we fail waec when our teacher is a waec official.

grin grin grin

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Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by mikuz(m): 1:11pm On Nov 28, 2012
Torres : For two years now, I've not been able to pass even under different teachers. Now I have a new one.

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Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by KMOS: 1:13pm On Nov 28, 2012
FABREGAS I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL COS I CAN NEVER BE FIRST IN THIS SCHOOL (BARCA)
XAVI : I REMEMBER WHEN SENIORS USED TO BULLY ME THEN IN JSS 1 BUT AFTER MORE THAN 12 YEARS IN SECONDARY SCHOOL I BULLY EVERYBODY BOTH IN MY SCHOOL AND OTHERS

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Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 1:27pm On Nov 28, 2012
LOL @ Balotelli 'why always me'??
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Chedarking: 1:31pm On Nov 28, 2012
Zidane: Mr Matterazi said I passed my exams because I have a good head
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Oahray: 1:32pm On Nov 28, 2012
Mourinho: Its not like I'm blaming the examiners for my students' loss in that quiz competition against Betis. The examiners got it wrong! We should have won, though we could not answer any question correctly. But we deserved a bonus question!
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Eldashab(m): 4:29pm On Nov 28, 2012
England: we have aLl the clues to pass in the exams but we keep failling

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Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by realsammie(m): 5:48pm On Nov 28, 2012
pls dnt stop the fun guyz keep it coming
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by gbrown(m): 7:31pm On Nov 28, 2012
OBAFEMI MARTINS: I PASSED MY EXAMS WITH EASE IN MY ITALIAN SCHOOL, INSPITE OF LANGUAGE BARRIER I STILL EXCELLED, THE GREATEST MISTAKE I MADE WAS TO CHANGE TO A BRITISH SCHOOL, I ATTENDED TWO BRITISH SCHOOLS IN ENGLAND, I ALWAYS CAME LAST IN CLASS, I MOVED TO A RUSSIAN SCHOOL, I STILL FAILED MY EXAMS, I REALLY MISS MY ITALIAN SCHOOL.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 7:58pm On Nov 28, 2012
Pry 5B (Madrid): We always pass but our chief examiner refuse to promote us to the next class.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Nobody: 8:48pm On Nov 28, 2012
They're just slaving that Mikel Obi by making him run around the entire soccer field. Well he gets paid after all. Truth is he don't play shit
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Coldfaya(m): 9:28pm On Nov 28, 2012
R de'matteo: even after comming first in my school n winning d state competition, my Headmaster still flugged my arss. Wtff did I do wrong.
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by lastpage: 4:41am On Nov 29, 2012
Pele: Messi passed more than me because during our own time, the Exam was "Theory, answer all questions"!
Now it is OBJ (I mean objective O!, not Baba of Otta grin )

Chelski/Drogba: When l was young, l did not pass! Then l was "old" and l pass....Now we are young again! shocked

Whinger: We always come third because we write our Exams with "Small, "Green" Biros"

Obi Mikel: I 'failed' because l wanted my own questions written "side-by-side" ....as in sideways! angry

Taribo West: They failed me because l was "under-age" when l took the test! grin grin

Rashidi Yekini (RIP): I nearly passed but l 'passed-on' before l could finish the test! shocked

Torres: Every time l was about to pass, they changed my Teacher (Coach)! How d hell am l supposed to learn?

Niklas Bendtner: If only they would allow me to carry the ball to my head, l would pass..but Wenger wont!

Abrahamovich: I will keep "arranging" with the School's board to change the teachers....until my children can pass this exam nii!

Rafael Benitez (Chelsea Coach): I am not too sure about this "Blue Uniform" but the Invigilator has never caught me in my "Red Uniform" (Liverpool) ....(as he hides the 'expo' under his blue shirt)

Eduardo: I use to pass before, now they broke my Pen! angry

William Galas: I can pass now, as long as l have two of my mates alongside me during exam!

Andy Carrol: I like the Questions l get at Newcastle, Liverpool Questions no good at all!

Joey Barton : If l dont pass, l beat my teacher, lf l pass, l still smash his face!

Evra: They say l fail because l write answer with is black Pen!


Lastpage!
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by stebell(m): 9:48am On Nov 29, 2012
Fergie: i pass cos i was given an extra 5mins to write. Jose Mou: I failed cos i'm hated by all de teachers. Wenger: I passed cos i save cash for my teachers. Di Matteo: i failed cos in de last quiz i scored 0. Benitez: no need to write de quiz i kno i'll fail. De students dont like me
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by emmabest2000(m): 10:40am On Nov 29, 2012
can someone tells me the meaning of IMO pls thanks in advance
Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by Oahray: 10:44am On Nov 29, 2012
emma_best2000: can someone tells me the meaning of IMO pls thanks in advance
in my opinion

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