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The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:52am On Nov 28, 2012
A young Jamaican father-to-be
awakened the village doctor in the
middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife
man! Her water is broken man! She
is about born a child man!"
The doctor came over and told the
father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold
the lamp higher now!"
The father-to-be obliged, and
behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise the
Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby boy
man!"
The doctor again told the father,
"Hold the lamp higher! Hold the
lamp higher now man!".
The father again complied, and to be
sure, another cry was heard. The
father excitedly proclaimed: "Is
twins!! I got twins! I is doubly
blessed! Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard!
The father, somewhat subdued, in a
nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank
ya Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp
higher!. Hold the lamp higher now
man!", and a short while yet a
FOURTH cry was heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in
deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time
commanded "Hold the lamp higher
man! Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me
think we off the light now man. You
think maybe is the light that
attractin' them?

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Re: The Jamaican Father by sucezTP(f): 10:27am On Nov 28, 2012
Lol..
Funny..!
Re: The Jamaican Father by abbeycial: 10:59am On Nov 28, 2012
joke of d year..i almost collapsed wit laughter.
Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 2:28pm On Nov 28, 2012
sucezTP:
Lol..
Funny..!

Thanks grin
Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 2:29pm On Nov 28, 2012
abbeycial: joke of d year..i almost collapsed wit laughter.

Lol thanks
Re: The Jamaican Father by Ruqaya(f): 5:10pm On Nov 28, 2012
i've seen dis joke sooo many times dat i'm sick of it
Re: The Jamaican Father by Lolaabokoku(f): 10:18pm On Nov 28, 2012
9ce one
Re: The Jamaican Father by Nobody: 8:59am On Nov 29, 2012
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Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:11am On Nov 29, 2012
Ruqaya: i've seen dis joke sooo many times dat i'm sick of it

What drugs would you need?
Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:12am On Nov 29, 2012
Lolaabokoku: 9ce one

grin grin grin
Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 9:13am On Nov 29, 2012
mincuu:

park well....before lastma go move u

Hehehe
Re: The Jamaican Father by gunuvi(m): 9:39am On Nov 29, 2012
kool J:

Hehehe
Hahaha
Re: The Jamaican Father by koolJ1(f): 10:11am On Nov 29, 2012
gunuvi:
Hahaha

Wetin naa? undecided
Re: The Jamaican Father by gunuvi(m): 10:27am On Nov 29, 2012
kool J:

Wetin naa? undecided
No lele

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