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JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 3:44am On Aug 16, 2012
There is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican
taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio
and explains that he must not hear music as
decreed by his religion for in the time of the
prophet Muhammad, there was no music ...
no radio The driver turns off the radio, stops
the car, leans over and opens the back door,
The Muslim asks him : "What are you doing?"
The driver replied : "In di time of di prophet
there were no taxis, so come outta my bumboclaat taxi and wait for a camel ."

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Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by ndukwejoe(m): 4:26am On Aug 16, 2012
Ya man.
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Cabsso(m): 4:40am On Aug 16, 2012
Torch1: There is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican
taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio
and explains that he must not hear music as
decreed by his religion for in the time of the
prophet Muhammad, there was no music ...
no radio The driver turns off the radio, stops
the car, leans over and opens the back door,
The Muslim asks him : "What are you doing?"
The driver replied : "In di time of di prophet
there were no taxis, so come outta mi
bumboclaat taxi and wait fi a camel ."

2dry chei!
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by bashydemy(m): 7:14am On Aug 16, 2012
Nice one OP you try jare dont mind haterz

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Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by crackhouse(m): 7:25am On Aug 16, 2012
I likey. Nice one
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by larride(m): 7:59am On Aug 16, 2012
Me likey, nice one OP
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 8:13am On Aug 16, 2012
Nice one
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 8:15am On Aug 16, 2012
choi! Lol! Dat muslim dude na confirm bombastic element! Brainwashed zombie! cheesy
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by doublej1(m): 8:21am On Aug 16, 2012
See how d taxi driver finish the Muslim guy
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Homar(m): 8:44am On Aug 16, 2012
Nice joke
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 3:02pm On Aug 16, 2012
bashy_demy: Nice one OP you try jare dont mind haterz
Thanks jare..
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 16, 2012
I hope this did not end with the muslim blowing up the taxi.
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 3:32pm On Aug 16, 2012
jerseyboy: I hope this did not end with the muslim blowing up the taxi.
islamophobian..
Pls, it is a mere joke oo!
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 16, 2012
Torch1: islamophobian..
Pls, it is a mere joke oo!
That is a joke too. So is Islam
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by JameyMaxwell(m): 5:29pm On Aug 16, 2012
Camel?
Lmao
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 6:26pm On Aug 16, 2012
jerseyboy:
That is a joke too. So is Islam
Hmmm!
Watch ya side.
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 6:35pm On Aug 16, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: Camel?
Lmao
oh! Yeah..
If he wants to live d way of prophet Muhammed then he gotta look for Camel.. Lol
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 6:43pm On Aug 16, 2012




me likey cool
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 7:41am On Aug 17, 2012
~vicky~:




me likey cool
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Mutumdaya(m): 8:28am On Aug 17, 2012
Bros u try
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Exponental(m): 9:53am On Aug 17, 2012
Cabsso:

2dry chei!
jump into ur suckaway, well, gutter or canal. U get wet asap!

@op, u try jare. Nice one.
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by bright007(f): 10:05am On Aug 17, 2012
jerseyboy: I hope this did not end with the muslim blowing up the taxi.
Now this is d joke?
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 9:32pm On Aug 17, 2012
Exponental:
jump into ur suckaway, well, gutter or canal. U get wet asap!

@op, u try jare. Nice one.
lol.. Thanks
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Rayz94(f): 2:49am On Aug 18, 2012
It an annoying, nice joke cheesy sad
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 9:11am On Aug 22, 2012
Rayz94: It an annoying, nice joke cheesy sad
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Rayz94(f): 1:33am On Aug 24, 2012
??
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Ubado: 6:31am On Aug 24, 2012
These shows that muslims are illiterate.
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Rayz94(f): 6:02am On Aug 25, 2012
Ubado: These shows that muslims are illiterate.

Yh right... and that why fashola is the governor of lagos. tongue

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