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JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 3:44am On Aug 16, 2012 |
There is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio and explains that he must not hear music as decreed by his religion for in the time of the prophet Muhammad, there was no music ... no radio The driver turns off the radio, stops the car, leans over and opens the back door, The Muslim asks him : "What are you doing?" The driver replied : "In di time of di prophet there were no taxis, so come outta my bumboclaat taxi and wait for a camel ." 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by ndukwejoe(m): 4:26am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Ya man. |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Cabsso(m): 4:40am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Torch1: There is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican 2dry chei! |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by bashydemy(m): 7:14am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Nice one OP you try jare dont mind haterz 2 Likes |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by crackhouse(m): 7:25am On Aug 16, 2012 |
I likey. Nice one |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by larride(m): 7:59am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Me likey, nice one OP |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 8:13am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 8:15am On Aug 16, 2012 |
choi! Lol! Dat muslim dude na confirm bombastic element! Brainwashed zombie! |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by doublej1(m): 8:21am On Aug 16, 2012 |
See how d taxi driver finish the Muslim guy |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Homar(m): 8:44am On Aug 16, 2012 |
Nice joke |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 3:02pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
bashy_demy: Nice one OP you try jare dont mind haterzThanks jare.. |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
I hope this did not end with the muslim blowing up the taxi. |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 3:32pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
jerseyboy: I hope this did not end with the muslim blowing up the taxi.islamophobian.. Pls, it is a mere joke oo! |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Torch1: islamophobian..That is a joke too. So is Islam |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by JameyMaxwell(m): 5:29pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Camel? Lmao |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 6:26pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
jerseyboy:Hmmm! Watch ya side. |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 6:35pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Jamey Maxwell: Camel?oh! Yeah.. If he wants to live d way of prophet Muhammed then he gotta look for Camel.. Lol |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Nobody: 6:43pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 7:41am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Mutumdaya(m): 8:28am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Bros u try |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Exponental(m): 9:53am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Cabsso:jump into ur suckaway, well, gutter or canal. U get wet asap! @op, u try jare. Nice one. |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by bright007(f): 10:05am On Aug 17, 2012 |
jerseyboy: I hope this did not end with the muslim blowing up the taxi.Now this is d joke? |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 9:32pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Exponental:lol.. Thanks |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Rayz94(f): 2:49am On Aug 18, 2012 |
It an annoying, nice joke |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Torch1(m): 9:11am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Rayz94: It an annoying, nice joke |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Rayz94(f): 1:33am On Aug 24, 2012 |
?? |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Ubado: 6:31am On Aug 24, 2012 |
These shows that muslims are illiterate. |
Re: JOKE: A Jamaican Taxi Driver And A Muslim by Rayz94(f): 6:02am On Aug 25, 2012 |
Ubado: These shows that muslims are illiterate. Yh right... and that why fashola is the governor of lagos. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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