A conversation: Man: Promise you won't get
mad? GOD: I promise. Man (frustrated): Why did you
let so much stuff happen to me
today? GOD: What do you mean? Man: Well I woke up late. GOD: Yes. Man: My car took forever to
start. GOD: Okay.... Man (growling): At lunch, they
made my sandwich wrong and
I had to wait. GOD: Hmmmm.. Man: On the way home, my
phone went dead, just as I
picked up a call GOD: All right Man (loudly): And to top it all
off, when I got home, I just
wanted to soak my feet in my
foot massager and relax, but it
wouldn't work. Nothing went
right today! Why did you do that? GOD: Well let me see..... the
angel of death was at your bed
this morning and I had to send
one of the other angels to battle
him for your life. I let you sleep
through that. Man (humbled): Oh... GOD: I didn't let your car start
because there was a drunk
driver on your route that might
have hit you if you were on the
road Man (ashamed): ............ GOD: The first person who made
your sandwich today was sick
and I didn't want you to catch
what they have, I knew you
couldn't afford to miss work Man (embarrassed): Oh..... GOD: Your phone went dead
because the person that was
calling was going to give a false
witness about what you said on
that call, I didn't even let you
talk to them so you would be covered Man (softly): I see God GOD: Oh and that foot massager,
it had a short circuit that was
going to throw out all of the
power in your house tonight. I
didn't think you wanted to be
in the dark. Man: I'm sorry God. GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to
trust me.........in all things, the
good and the bad Man: I WILL trust you God GOD: And don't doubt that my
plan for your day is always
better than your plan Man: I won't God. And let me
just tell you God, thank you for
everything today. GOD: You're welcome child. It
was just another day being
your God and I love looking
after my children. LESSON LEARNED: TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL
YOUR HEART AND LEAN NOT ON
YOUR OWN UNDERSTANDING.

ouch! dats touchy, nice one