THE POLITE WAY TO GO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Ituen, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Ituen said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Folly, how would you say it?"

Folly said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Ayus, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"

"I would say: Lollybabe Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."

And the teacher just fainted.

nice

I know u'll like me sorry like it, i mean like the joke

u ar nt serious

Dont underestimate my seriousness Lollypop!

ok,no yawa

Welldone Ayusman,

wat a technique to catch a lady.

Infact i'll introduce you to some new advance styles.

Nice joke man

hmmm not bad @ all at least for once u got ur head out of ur anus.keep it out nice joke.

@Folly
Thanks man! I don commot my own so e remain u comot urs

did dat a long time ago

so how come ur head still smell like shit? _{chei! i don look for trouble. Byeeeeeeeeee}

OMG oooo Noooooo dat shul;d b from wearing ur hat *rushes into de bath to shower*

@ poster that was a nice one. i think ayus is the smartest

folly69:

hmmm not bad @ all at least for once u got your head out of your anus.

Yepa!!! that one na big-time yab ooo , no wonder i sense this strange odour when i met Anusman the other night
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;d ;d ;d ;d

habba,

dis one too much ooo

meeeeen ayus de anus where u dey, e b like say de guy don run go kuramo for thorough cleansing.

Men! Just off for some couple of hours and enemies don dey yab me? Thank God for my pple wey gat my back.

and the shit smell returns!

It aint shit smell u olodo, Hmmmm! Kronkykay, didnt i tell to shave ur armpit that smells like shit? Oya take money go buy one gallon of detol, truck soap, kerosene, petrol etc etc and scrub urself like hell. Damn!!

kronkykay:

and the shit smell returns!

roflmao
@ Anusman,
I beg leave the room quick quick before person start to vomit

sharaaaaaaaaaaap! Tell am make him go shave him armpit

u guys wont kill me

abeg i don laff tire

nice joke

Lola, u sure say u like dis Anus guy?

Sis Look b4 u leap o
One Love!

peeps in both hit by a strong pungent, foul and suffocating odour.
Hits out at once to catch fresh air.

Jeez what was that?

Seems like ANUSMAN is around.

Lohlarh, ar u jealous that a cute rich guy is toasting ur friend?

@Emperoh, but how come na only u still dey perceive the smell? Abi e follow u come?

ayusman16:

Lohlarh, ar u jealous that a cute rich guy is toasting your friend?

@Emperoh, but how come na only u still dey perceive the smell? Abi e follow u come?

lol,stil lolying

lorlhar ayus na just my frnd now,notin dey hapen

and ayus abeg dnt tok 2 my frnd anyhow ooo

Anus nooo, how can i be jealous, was just wonderin how possible for her to like u

Cos u no enter our chat list, but she fit malage u as she talk
Lolygal, se kini yen fun

ok lolami,ko si yawa

Lola is too Behind and decent to manage me oo. Make u no burn my cable ooo. i be correct gentleman oooo

keep keepin on