So many things dey happen on nairaland nowadays.
INTEL is around the globe to spot and unravel mysteries behind some forumites ( and by extension their latent(unholy) relationships.)

The hottest news you will get soonest is about debosky and his randiness. 
Mr Gbenga    ( mostly on sport thread) of UK should be expecting INTEL at his doorstep any moment from now.

My people, a scandal that will shake nairaland to its foundation will be revealed next week.
Just wait, relax and keep praying for the INTEL team.

:-x :-x :-x

Lard hav mercy,

Osewa what now? What other surprize you have for us??

. . .

I am going to get my lawyer on this case.

I am suing Dr Ferlie for defamation of character. Your career is over my friend, Onitsha Ovation will RUIN you by publishing the stories of how you prefer 2 year old goats to women as your bed companions.

na wa o. . . what's Nairaland turning into. . .gossipers, the devil is a liar. . . lol. . .anywaz, knowing Debo is not in UK put some relief in me. . .first it was 4Him, now Debo? hahaha. . .Nairalanders


@ferlie
lol, mr dokita, i know you just want to have some fun. . .i know, Nairaland is getting boring nowadays. . .


@Debo
omo, bosibi, wa explain ara e nisiyi. . .lol

who is this Mr Gbenga anyways? Don't pull my name into the mud of your irresponsible reporting.

Thunder fire your yansh 10 times

lol. . . i think ferlie made mr Gbenga up to "support" his daily "NEWS". . . there's a bigger source behind all this, darl. let mr ferlie play cat and mice cheese for now i got a good juicy story on him too. . .ferlie ferlie ferlie. . .se o man nkan to se awan opuro? you can be walking outside your home and suddenly the lightening of Zeus fire your ass. . .lol

debosky:

I am going to get my lawyer on this case.

I am suing Dr Ferlie for defamation of character. Your career is over my friend, Onitsha Ovation will RUIN you by publishing the stories of how you prefer 2 year old goats to women as your bed companions.

Debosky, u must be very intelligent concerning the goat story.

Heard through the grapevine that Dr Ferlie sought the help of a herbalist in his bid to date a popular female Nairaland member.
All Ferlie's efforts to lay this babe proved frustratingly abortive so Ferlie decided to go diabolical.
Well. . . . .to cut the long story short, the herbalist gave Dr. Ferlie a magic ring.  He was strongly advised to touch the babe's butt with this ring and the babe will follow Dr. Ferlie wherever for at least 48 hrs.

Dr Ferlie agreed and paid N200,000 for this special ring.  When he got outside, he lost faith in the herbalist and decided to test the magic ring before putting it to use.  He found 2 female goats running around the yard and Dr Ferlie chased and touched em goats' behind with the ring.
The outcome was thunderous . . . .the 2 female goats turned round and were chasing Dr. Ferlie everywhere and Ferlie being a smart crook evaded em by getting into his car and sped away.

Anyways, Dr Ferlie was grinning from ear to ear thinking mission accomplished. He drove home, got out of his car and as he opened his bedroom door, he found the same 2 female goats he left at the herbalist's yard tucked under his duvet. The 2 goats were bleating so loud as they were on HEAT.
Ferlie couldn't handle the blood rush and he passed out.

STORY TO BE CONTINUED***************************************

lol
now that is the story na wa for you o, ferlie

Chacal:

Debosky, u must be very intelligent concerning the goat story.

Heard through the grapevine that Dr Ferlie sought the help of a herbalist in his bid to date a popular female Nairaland member.
All Ferlie's efforts to lay this babe proved frustratingly abortive so Ferlie decided to go diabolical.
Well. . . . .to cut the long story short, the herbalist gave Dr. Ferlie a magic ring. He was strongly advised to touch the babe's butt with this ring and the babe will follow Dr. Ferlie wherever for at least 48 hrs.

Dr Ferlie agreed and paid N200,000 for this special ring. When he got outside, he lost faith in the herbalist and decided to test the magic ring before putting it to use. He found 2 female goats running around the yard and Dr Ferlie chased and touched em goats' behind with the ring.
The outcome was thunderous . . . .the 2 female goats turned round and were chasing Dr. Ferlie everywhere and Ferlie being a smart crook evaded em by getting into his car and sped away.

Anyways, Dr Ferlie was grinning from ear to ear thinking mission accomplished. He drove home, got out of his car and as he opened his bedroom door, he found the same 2 female goats he left at the herbalist's yard tucked under his duvet. The 2 goats were bleating so loud as they were on HEAT.
Ferlie couldn't handle the blood rush and he passed out.

STORY TO BE CONTINUED***************************************

ROTFLMAO

debosky:

I am going to get my lawyer on this case.

I am suing Dr Ferlie for defamation of character. Your career is over my friend, Onitsha Ovation will RUIN you by publishing the stories of how you prefer 2 year old goats to women as your bed companions.

Oga debosky. I have been receiving threat letters and calls from everywhere just bc of the hot news, I will suspend your story bc the case is in court. You be correct guy. make i no spoil your runs for nairaland babes

morenike09:

lol
now that is the story na wa for you o, ferlie

toyintomato

Dr Ferlie:

Oga debosky. I have been receiving threat letters and calls from everywhere just bc of the hot news, I will suspend your story bc the case is in court. You be correct guy. make i no spoil your runs for nairaland babes

You should know by now that I am an important man with friends in high places Stop spreading these rumors or ELSE.

Chacal:

Debosky, u must be very intelligent concerning the goat story.

Heard through the grapevine that Dr Ferlie sought the help of a herbalist in his bid to date a popular female Nairaland member.
All Ferlie's efforts to lay this babe proved frustratingly abortive so Ferlie decided to go diabolical.
Well. . . . .to cut the long story short, the herbalist gave Dr. Ferlie a magic ring.  He was strongly advised to touch the babe's butt with this ring and the babe will follow Dr. Ferlie wherever for at least 48 hrs.

Dr Ferlie agreed and paid N200,000 for this special ring.  When he got outside, he lost faith in the herbalist and decided to test the magic ring before putting it to use.  He found 2 female goats running around the yard and Dr Ferlie chased and touched em goats' behind with the ring.
The outcome was thunderous . . . .the 2 female goats turned round and were chasing Dr. Ferlie everywhere and Ferlie being a smart crook evaded em by getting into his car and sped away.

Anyways, Dr Ferlie was grinning from ear to ear thinking mission accomplished. He drove home, got out of his car and as he opened his bedroom door, he found the same 2 female goats he left at the herbalist's yard tucked under his duvet. The 2 goats were bleating so loud as they were on HEAT.
Ferlie couldn't handle the blood rush and he passed out.

STORY TO BE CONTINUED***************************************

Oga Chacal, how come your hear the story

the storm is over now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ferlie aka Seun,
I don't care who you spread rumors or truth about. JUST leave my Baby daddy's name out, or you will feel my wrath.

I am warning your nappy ass, LOL.

Dr Ferlie:

toyintomato

i no know who toyin is o. . . emi ni morenike

Dr Ferlie:


the storm is over now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhh ^**faints**

debosky:

You should know by now that I am an important man with friends in high places Stop spreading these rumors or ELSE.

important friend in high places ko important cheese in cheddar places ni

ifyalways:

ROTFLMAO

Ify, babe, you just dey go and come as you like. . .NL is dry w/o u o. . .where is Uzzy sef?

Islander:

Ferlie aka Seun,
I don't care who you spread rumors or truth about. JUST leave my Baby daddy's name out, or you will feel my wrath.

I am warning your nappy ass, LOL.

you must be very smart to discover that dr ferlie is seun. so also islander is mukina2

@ Dr Ferlie,

They don't call me CHACAL for nuthing.
I am called Le Chacal NOT ONLY because i can tear 20 full grown men to bits with ma paws.
They call me Jackal because i can sniff scandals a thousand miles away. . . . . . . .
I have got a MASTERMIND, ma tentacles are spread far and wide . . .and u have been on ma radar for the last 30 days.
Tread slowly before the hunter becomes the hunted!!!!

P.S. You can buy the other half of ma story. How much are u willing to pay?

Chacal:

@ Dr Ferlie,

They don't call me CHACAL for nuthing.
I am called Le Chacal NOT ONLY because i can tear 20 full grown men to bits with ma paws.
They call me Jackal because i can sniff scandals a thousand miles away. . . . . . . .
I have got a MASTERMIND, ma tentacles are spread far and wide . . .and u have been on ma radar for the last 30 days.
Tread slowly before the hunter becomes the hunted!!!!

P.S. You can buy the other half of ma story. How much are u willing to pay?

that is why you be my Oga.

I will buy the story out in confidence

morenike09:

Ify, babe, you just dey go and come as you like. . .Nairaland is dry w/o u o. . .where is Uzzy sef?

been around dear,sch.uzzyan i guess has gone back to school.

@topic i find it unbelievable.Dr ferlie SEUN ?
wonderssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ifyalways:

been around dear,sch.uzzyan i guess has gone back to school.

@topic i find it [b]unbelievable.[/b]Dr ferlie SEUN ?
wonderssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

so do I. I must be sounding intelligent nowadays to be compared to the owner of the land

ifyalways:

been around dear,sch.uzzyan i guess has gone back to school.

[b]@topic i find it unbelievable.Dr ferlie SEUN ?
wonderssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss [/b]

LOL. . . .i could not believe it too. . .but this is NL. . .nothing new under the GREEN-WHITE-GREEN cloth. . .so wetin happen na? where is niceuzor, where have you been hiding him, mr pataki has been looking for him. . .lol

@ Dr Ferlie,

We have a deal!!!!!!!!!!

I dont accept cheques.
You can pay by debit/credit card(excluding American Express) or CHAP transfer.
Get back to me on ma cellfone. . . . 079-le-chacal.

@ Islander,

Cool ur nerves.
Dr. Ferlie is co-operating afterall.
More cheddarz in the bank. . . . . .  

Dr Ferlie:

so do I. I must be sounding [b]intelligent [/b]nowadays to be compared to the owner of the land

Intelligent? hahahahhaha. . . lol, ^{hope i dnt get ban for this o}

morenike09:

LOL. . . .i could not believe it too. . .but this is Nairaland. . .nothing new under the GREEN-WHITE-GREEN cloth. . .so wetin happen na? where is niceuzor, where have you been hiding him, mr pataki has been looking for him. . .lol

me, nice who ?   dont know whoever that goes by that name,joo.lol

@topic,if this Ferlie of a guy is SEUN?then let me use the opportunity to wish him happy val-----PHOCK YOU DUDE.  

ifyalways:

me, nice who ? don't know whoever that goes by that name,joo.lol

eh en? na me be the liar? Ify, tell o, or i'll report you to EFCC for the kidnap of my village idiot, niceuzor

ifyalways:

@topic,if this Ferlie of a guy is SEUN?then let me use the opportunity to wish him happy val-----PHOCK YOU DUDE.

ROTLMSBO. . . oh lawdy. . .so the new trend is "getting ban"? now, every one wants to get ban. . .you no like your username abi? so you want a chance to change it?

ROFLMSAfAO,

Ferlie, so wait, you are my loyal boy? Yet you up in here comparing me to Tolo tolo? That's just wrong.

Anyway, I suggest you behave your ass( yo tail). Just when the Jackal and I were planning on taking you Island hopping, hook you up with an Island cutie, take you snorkling and scuba diving, you come here spoiling everything,

Man am off, you killed my fun,

Islander:

ROFLMSAfAO,

Ferlie, so wait, you are my loyal boy? Yet you up in here comparing me to Tolo tolo? That's just wrong.

Anyway, I suggest you behave your ass( yo tail). Just when the Jackal and I were planning on taking you Island hopping, hook you up with an Island cutie, take you snorkling and scuba diving, you come here spoiling everything,

Man am off, you killed my fun,

nothing dey happen. cool your nerves.
dont u know nairaland is boring nowadays? we need to WARM IT UP. GEDDIT?

morenike09:

eh en? na me be the liar? Ify, tell o, or i'll report you to EFCC for the kidnap of my village idiot, niceuzor


ROTLMSBO. . . oh lawdy. . .so the new trend is "getting ban"? now, every one wants to get ban. . .you no like your username abi? so you want a chance to change it?

hehe.i never called his name,did i.
i addressed Dr Ferlie so seun has no rhyme or reason to ban me for dat.  
dont know where uzor is,maybe hes been caught in his own milieu . . .

Le Chac

Onitsha Ovation would like to bid for your story. . .If you cop a deal with us, we shall make sure you get an exclusive photo-shoot with MBGO (most beautiful girl in Onitsha) and appear on our next front cover for March

Dr Ferlie needs to be exposed quickly, he can't ruin another life. . . .I'm afraid toyinmorenike is falling for him

The world deserves to know the truth