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In Case You Dont Know: by RichDad1(m): 8:17pm On Feb 12, 2008
Amazing but Useless facts, lol

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The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.[/b]
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by tufe(m): 8:37pm On Feb 12, 2008
adolph hitler had only one testicle !!!!!

men that is hilarious. . . . . . and him dey do guy man up and down.

nice one there poorrichdad grin grin grin grin
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by RichDad1(m): 9:04pm On Feb 12, 2008
Thanks wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by folly69(m): 9:34am On Feb 13, 2008
hmm interesting now i know
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by adekennis(m): 9:37am On Feb 13, 2008
wondaful job u did here grin grin
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by RichDad1(m): 7:10pm On Feb 13, 2008
adekennis:

wondaful job u did here grin grin
Thanks!!!!!
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by Nobody: 8:05pm On Feb 13, 2008
Nice, i beg to steal for my page!
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by tufe(m): 8:14pm On Feb 13, 2008
meaning?
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by RichDad1(m): 8:19pm On Feb 13, 2008
tufe:

meaning?
The Lady wan Copy and Paste, wink wink wink wink wink

@Muchbabe,
Permission Granted cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by tufe(m): 8:27pm On Feb 13, 2008
thanx

@lady
you be ITT
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by Nobody: 9:18pm On Feb 13, 2008
@ tufe

i meant May i copy(no borrow) the joke for my page and no i aint ITT (whatever that is),

Thanks for the permission RichDad, i Solemnly swear i shall endeavor to say i stole it(borrowed) from u, lol
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by tjtj1(m): 10:02pm On Feb 13, 2008
nice one rich dad, nd do u noe tht typewriter is the longest word tht u can spell wit the hogher case keys on ur keyboard grin
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by tjtj1(m): 10:02pm On Feb 13, 2008
nice one rich dad, nd do u noe tht typewriter is the longest word tht u can spell wit the hogher case keys on ur keyboard grin
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Feb 14, 2008
hilarious lmao grin
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by RichDad1(m): 2:25pm On Feb 14, 2008
tj_tj:

nice one rich dad, nd do u noe that typewriter is the longest word that u can spell wit the hogher case keys on your keyboard grin
really?? shocked shocked shocked Now i know grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: In Case You Dont Know: by Nobody: 10:12pm On Feb 14, 2008
lol,

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