zaynie:
Funlord, 20 gbosa for you.
Sotey one reply make grandma upload like 50 pictures in one hour. kan even snap raw food wey dey inside fridge
Omo mehn......it must hurt like a MF

Single digit IQ was the most painful, aswear.

Truly,money can't buy sense because if it could, with the amount mommy makes, I for say make mommy go buy brain do transplant but I'm sure even that won't work.
She thinks this NL was back then when she had shyte on everybody.
Maami.....time to retire

Ol' boy, that display of madness was out of this world, can't even believe anyone can display such on an anonymous forum like this. funlord must be seriously spanked for this and if anyone commits suicide because of his post, I'd definitely hold him responsible.

Just tell that woman to respect her age and whatever she thinks she's worth.

Sansa143 where is my coke? The drama is getting more interesting by the minute I need to chill here more often cos the comic relief is out of this world

1Sharon:


Yes don't always assume. Why do Nigerians men always say a woman will have trouble in marraige because they don't like her attitude?

Here we go again,stop sounding like a pained feminist.I'm not a sexist,I only stated the fact,if she is truly married..her husband deserves a statue in IMO state..no pun intended.

Nm. Just observing

Oya,here it comes

Liftedhands:
Sansa143 where is my coke? The drama is getting more interesting by the minute I need to chill here more often cos the comic relief is out of this world

I must have dozed off!
Chai!!!!
Rested my old bones.

Back to the kitchen.
Woe is me! I am DONE!
Just imagine the nonsense?
Some aje-butters in this house say they are TIRED of eating “AGOYIN FOOD”? They have requested for FRESH PLAIN RICE AND STEW!
Who am I to complain?

I can’t wait for my nanny to return from Nigeria biko! I don taya to siddon for kitchen. I need my 6-FIGURE annual paycheck o. Can’t do that sitting at home and playing maid and chef! Shioooor!

Washing rice!
Please rinse out all that starch for less carb content.

Na im you no mention me since Abeg na palmie I want.

Liftedhands:
Sansa143 where is my coke? The drama is getting more interesting by the minute I need to chill here more often cos the comic relief is out of this world

Food is ready!
I don’t like potor-potor rice o.
Each grain must stand alone.
Make I change my pot colors before some “oversabis” complain.

Sorry dear,oya come n sit.Liftedhands will join us soon.No finish d coke oh.

Naomi14:
Na im you no mention me since Abeg na palmie I want.

Anoda wan say na YAM and DRY FISH SAUCE im go chop this night. Hmmmmmm!!! It is a wah-wah!

Off I go to prepare another dish o.
Dinner is in 1 hour.

We nor dey force pikin to eat food. They must have choices. Na so my papa train us. If I don’t have it at home, different story. Make dem concentrate on dem homework. Shikena!

E nor want “white oil” o, but RED OIL for the sauce. Hiahn!

VILLAGE PIKINS!!!!!

Issssssorite!!!!

Sansa143:
Oya,here it comes

haaaaa this one na my size o! Tenkio mama Jay

Naomi14:
Na im you no mention me since Abeg na palmie I want.

Lolz you miss o! Just try read like 6 pages back.

Singing

I'm a househelp in my country
Some of you know me well
If you look me up and down
You will know that is true.

Who let the Dog out!!!


woo


wooo


woooo


wooooo

Any DINNER PRESENTATIONS?
No “mentions” to chop?

My dish water don dorty gaaaaaan. Time to refresh. No bore-SHYTE-hole water biko!
Time to change the one in the other kitchen too.

Yes o! Na 2 kitchens.

Wey my bleach and dish washing liquid jare?
Not a fan of dish-washer!

I use MY HANDS!

Thank you my sister! sansa143

Liftedhands:
Lolz you miss o! Just try read like 6 pages back.

Now, I feel berra!
This wan go last another 1-2 days.

E good to get beta home training o. No wonder husbands no dey gree lef we oooo.

Ahem. Upstairs washing water changed!

Downstairs washing water nko?
Changed!
Oya kontinu the cooking.

KanwuliaExtra:
Downstairs washing water nko?
Changed!
Oya kontinu the cooking.

Why do you do That?

Tomorrow’s menu ready.
Time to eat dinner.
Then shower. To bed at 8:00PM

This DORTY OVEN CAN WAIT TILL TOMORROW! Shikena!

H-enjoying my “valcony-view” jare!
Opening the door to let out all that smell of food.

Thanks for NON-SHYTE-HOLE CUNT-RIES I SWIA!

No fear of “FULANI COWS”, KANURI-KIDNAPPERS OR “FRIEND-BY-FORCE” visitors!

Before I chop for pesin house ehn? I must know you in TOTALITY.

I don’t take chances with DORTY PEEPS!

And. . . . I must see your FRIDGE and how you store YOUR FOOD!

I nor day for ONE-CHANCE diets o!

How to peel YAM!
SHAVE! Don’t CUT! Less wastage of your YAM!
Thanks grandma for teaching me that!
Just in time. The yam don begin rotten from the tail.

The same rice and red stew with a few chunks of beef and a wine. Pay day couldn’t have come sooner enough.

Wash your DRY FISH WITH COLD WATER AND SALT to remove sand, WORMS AND STALENESS.

Remove the bones. Maggots hide in the bones and die within. Yuck!

Somebody will soon show us her used panties all because of funlord.
If I catch that funlord ehh, he'll hate himself for putting someone in this situation. How can you be this wicked?

KanwuliaExtra:
Before I chop for pesin house ehn? I must know you in TOTALITY.

I don’t take chances with DORTY PEEPS!

And. . . . I must see your FRIDGE and how you store YOUR FOOD!

I nor day for ONE-CHANCE diets o!

I would've loved to see your fridge while you were in Nigeria, that is if you had one before.
Crap.
You think everyone in Naija or on nairaland lives below the poverty line, looking at your submissions I thought you'd be telling us about your personal company's income and tax and how many people on your payroll but not knowing you still receive salary from some employers. We have thousands on nairaland who are employers of labour and paying out that your meager paycheck every week, you can imagine what we have every month as income after all expenses, mind you I live in Onitsha. Just because you had your dream come true living in the US now makes you feel you are in heaven, same US many of us visit now and then.
I just wish you'd meet me on the politics section so I can clip your wings and put you in your cage, Mgbeke forming big chick.

funlord really brought out the beast in you, madam Americana forming as if some of us had never visited the place and even refused settling there.

Crap again.

Yyeske:
I would've loved to see your fridge while you were in Nigeria, that is if you had one before.
Crap.
You think everyone in Naija or on nairaland lives below the poverty line, looking at your submissions I thought you'd be telling us about your personal company's income and tax and how many people on your payroll but not knowing you still receive salary from some employers. We have thousands on nairaland who are employers of labour and paying out that your meager paycheck every week, you can imagine what we have every month as income after all expenses, mind you I live in Onitsha. Just because you had your dream come true living in the US now makes you feel you are in heaven, same US many of us visit now and then.
I just wish you'd meet me on the politics section so I can clip your wings and put you in your cage, Mgbeke forming big chick.

funlord really brought out the beast in you, madam Americana forming as if some of us had never visited the place and even refused settling there.

Crap again.

Lol it seems her posts touched you personally