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Joke Of The Day by GentleNaaz(m): 1:07pm On Dec 08, 2012
An area guy kept on disturbn a married woman 4 s3x. D lady told hm "am married", but he didnt refrain. So d lady told ha husband about it. Ha husband ws mad on hearing ds. He decided 2 set trap 4 d guy n beat hm off hs brain. He told d wife 2 invite d guy on dia bed. So as 2 hide under d bed n wn d guy comes, he wl dn beat d hell off hm.
On a saturday 9t, d wife invited d guy on dia bed n d husband hs hiden under d bed. Wn d guy came on d bed, he began 2 kis n unclad d lady. After he hs removed both ha pants, d lady told hm 2 remove hs also. On removing hs clothe, d lady saw hundreds of marks all over hs body n she askd hm. "mean while, d husband ws seriously listening n waitn 4 d guy 2 start action so dat he wud unleash hs anger on hm"
lady; y all ds marks all over u
Guy;its due 2 cases lik ds.I hv slept wt 33 difrnt married women n dia husband appeard @ d scene. Among d 33 husbands, 27 ws easy 4 me 2 kill n 6 ws very hard. Dats wr i got ds marks, but i leta killd dm all. Dats made me 2 b ready always wneva am wt a married woman. Incase d husband show,i wl kil hm immediately n fnd my way.
D husband begn 2 quiver under d bed. D guy bgn 2 bleep d woman n d woman lookd down under d bed n whisper "honey he hs startd it, come out n beat hm" d husband whisperd back " dont dare u tell ds guy dat am here o, enjoy urslf wt hm. Am nt ready 2 die nw" waitn u go do if u b ds woman?

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Re: Joke Of The Day by SureBee(m): 1:37pm On Dec 08, 2012
Its funny indeed!!! Thanks for making my day!
Re: Joke Of The Day by babyoy(f): 5:37pm On Dec 08, 2012
The joke is funny
Re: Joke Of The Day by Wendyslim(f): 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2012
Coward lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Joke Of The Day by GentleNaaz(m): 10:53am On Dec 09, 2012
Wendyslim: Coward lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
hu is d coward?
Re: Joke Of The Day by DandeNumeruno(m): 11:14am On Dec 09, 2012
You tried, shaa.

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