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| The Old Man by belloti(m): 12:58pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." |
| Re: The Old Man by kajad(m): 3:09pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
wow! you almost got me there! Good one!  |
| Re: The Old Man by doshbass(m): 3:29pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
stupid old man |
| Re: The Old Man by diddy4(m): 4:37am On Apr 25, 2006 |
you totally got me. bravo |
| Re: The Old Man by candyA(f): 8:41am On Apr 25, 2006 |
ure simply nuts mick, grt stuff |
| Re: The Old Man by micklplus(m): 8:42am On Apr 25, 2006 |
This got me cracked ! and i still love it cos it made me thinking !!!!!!! Its been here before Cheers |
| Re: The Old Man by candyA(f): 8:46am On Apr 25, 2006 |
hw'd u cm about ur name?.jst curios |
| Re: The Old Man by candyA(f): 8:48am On Apr 25, 2006 |
  :owont tell a soul, I CAN KIP SECRETS |
| Re: The Old Man by Proffesor(m): 9:07am On May 27, 2006 |
u got me real good.  [color=#000099][/color] |
| Re: The Old Man by GeeCee(m): 4:03pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
Gotcha |
| Re: The Old Man by blissieng(f): 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
belloti: How canyou attempt to open a jar with teeth in or out? |
| Re: The Old Man by Recoverd(f): 9:07pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
Tit in is ok bt tit out, That wil be painful. You got me doe. |
| Re: The Old Man by blissieng(f): 9:23am On Jul 21, 2009 |
Recoverd: wetin u dey talk? |
| Re: The Old Man by clemcykul(f): 9:50am On Jul 21, 2009 |
ask me o |
| Re: The Old Man by Godmother(f): 10:09pm On Jul 22, 2009 |
This is not funny to me o |
| Re: The Old Man by mamagee3(f): 12:39am On Jul 23, 2009 |
Stupid Joke |
| Re: The Old Man by krama(m): 8:39am On Jul 23, 2009 |
Cool  |
| Re: The Old Man by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Jul 23, 2009 |
grins |
| Re: The Old Man by veravin: 12:22pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
I tout it was tha, ! men u're good. Sure u got me. Thanks for the joke. |
| Re: The Old Man by Abbeycity4(f): 2:56pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
doshbass:wia u kip ya reskirt? |
| Re: The Old Man by dani1luv: 6:42pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
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