Diz thread will be set ablaze by berg and murphy...
Due to braggin rights, diz folks have decided to settle themselves
KICK IT
HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-first five credible votes from ddope netcee
count
-date: wednesday 19th, december 2012
-Both verses should be posted before 5pm wednesday 19th, december 2012.
VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery 3points
-punchlines 2points
-metsphors 2points
-personals 3points
-multies 2points
-wordplay 2point
-flow 1point
-opener 1point
-closer 1point
-creativity 2point


DO or DIE.........

#e-me!

-checked mehn

u want 2 battle murphy, nw is d tym lets settle dis, CHECK fast pls

Check

Lemme school dz urchin

If u really think murphy is a step over check again and see the NEEDLED-ON-HEAD/ cuz ull neva b faster than 4 gansters(4G) seeing the swat-cops/lap-tops ill place a maze beside your HAMMER to RIDDLE-YOUR-EDGE(edge from smack down uses hammer)

This mofo couldn be DE-VICEZ/devices cuz ma mechanical flows work solo am b fast to chaze any hater out HoRROLY like RESIDENT-EVIL/
Then he gat he's line layed like budgetz turinin to pocketz so literally only the PRESIDeNTZ-FEELZ-U

Ull b whooped thoughroly if u STRETCH BICH/DISS BRAS/BARZ cuz the only shoutz u get from the crowd afta a long time flow is DAMN-U-WACK
Cuz even if u LEARN DICTION bum a DeNtIST and a DEtETIVE ull neva b able to SPELL-REAL-FACTZ/ ull use a hundred minutez to write flowz but ull get an EXPERIENCED WASH OFF LIKE A CENTURY-BARZ(barz as in soap)

I heard a news that u Sold ur brain to BUY-THOUGHTZ/ aint a suprise to see ur thinkin ur dope since even monkeyz now wear polo claimin FINE-BOYZ

Ill chase u outta WARDZ/wORDS like scared nurses beat u up nd seize ur shoes so u can walk home in DE-FEET/FEAT
Cuz even if u gat a thosand wordz they can flow faster than ma sNAKE(milipede)

3 shotz to ur glock show y the trigger is the BULLETZ BASEMENT! Cause wen tha GLOCK HOLLOWIN UP, I'll have 'DOTS FOLLOWIN UH' Like a CLUELESS STATEMENT!! Uh...
I was the one dat SAWED u and got ur TWO'LEGZ-WASTED


If u claim to b iCE-CUbE FAN/ imma swith off d light stop d blades and open d fridge down to MELT-UR-ARSE/cuz even wen odaz r sCHOOlED-HIGH(high school) ure still struggling to GET-A-CLASS/ u so dumb only thing u do correctly is to SPELL-A-gay/ imma stop ur runnin spree n cuz Days of pain cuz I automatically BELT-UR-HASS


Ill MAZE-MAIZE ur dz game and get this novize CON/CORN FUSED/ u aint really rapping, u doin' what a DOG-sHOULD/ slow u down by RIPPIN-UR-SHOULDER-BlADE make u cry by SCREECHIN-UR-MoDAZ-FACE claim glory by BeING-UR-MuRDERZ-NAME and we could never accept ur name in RaP-SERIALZ-ScHOOL like unilag and MOSHOOD

-pitching 16 shots at dis
murphy, wat say U muffin?

Leggo!

its evident frm his name 'smallz' dat he'z gat a MIDGET-P.RICK, cz only
'murphy' we know is 'eddie' wit d BIGHEAD-D!!CK/
nd if his chick shud read dis, she'll be lost to me, so he wont be
"findin his ex" lyk SILLY-MATHS-SCHOLARZ, aint his bro, buh i'l b 'keen'
to SMITE-HIM wit 'hits' frm a LIT-BEAM, til d kid sees d dawg in me, n
lyk "throwayin salutes" d BILLY'L-PASS-HOLLAS/ (X, kin, heats)

i read his flows, d mofoz wordplays are outplayed, n are mur of
homoPHONES dat "dnt hook up" wit LINES, lyk his EX-RILI-FORSAKIN-HIM.
.TOUT,he beta say a 'hello n a gudbye' cz lyk he is out on a date wit my
phones n guns my 'highTECHS'-WIL-B-FOR-TAKIN-HIM-OUT/ HE'Z-'SMALL' n
believe me dia is nuffin in HIS-SKULL,so dia'z no NEED-FOR-D-HEAD, myt
jst 'chop it off' dats hw to get RID-OF-D-NERD, cz its my ambitious
BID-TO-'BE HEAD'/ (hi text, behead)

so lyk F.UCKIN-"COPS" dat caught up wit STALKIN-MOBS, "iceberg'l"
FREEZE-SMALLZ, taggin me "brutal photographer" wen his b.ollockz get
'snapped' lyk its 'CHEESE'-BALLZ/ nd i culd jst strap molotovs
ROUND-YA-PUMPKIN-HEAD n make u luk lyk a king wit bottles, sure it'l
blast,as u get CROWNED,-YA-F.UCKIN-DEAD/

coz loafer, dat'll b just to get ya "MIND-BLOWING" i dnt care wat u
FIND-DOING,/ or wat u JERK-COMPOSING, i myt just twist ya
NECK-OR-NOGGIN, so u dnt tink straight, yea its lines from
BERG-UNFOLDING/

d way i "reap mur fee" in lots lyka mercenary paid for placing
BOMBS-IN-HIS-GUT, d buffoon'll die nd if we hear "he scriptz" excellent,
den dats past coz he'll be buried in dat admirable TOMB-IN-HIS-PLOT/ he
doesnt care abt criterials he said, i wonda hw d CUNTT-WILL-SEE-WIN,aint
no POOR-PET lyk u,so it'll b no magic coz my name in FONTS-WILL-BE-SEEN for real among TOP-VETS/ (rip murphy, his crypts, puppet)

b.itch listen! i culd just strip facts of clothes if dey tryna hide, to
unveil d NAKEDD-TRUTH, dat u are wack, nd will do dat wit STATED-PROOF/
mi lines'll b d highest RATED-YOU'VE. .eva seen, nd ur punches'. ."very
poor" lyk F9 in WASSCE,sory u made a 'RACHED'-MOVE/

now dude wen u opened dat thread for us to brawl, if i vexed u, i aint
SORRY-BRO,/ n u shud PROLLY-KNOW dat u were "RIGHT" coz unlyk christain
warfare, dis is a brutal war, it aint HOLY-SO, "in d end", i'll be d
only one "LEFT" lyk in a movie,. . .d villan's ONLY-FOE/

AMAZING hw his folks wil deny him SAYING, we neva KNEW-DIS-NIT wen i
drop him dead on tars, afta running a 'driver' thru his head, rotate it
nd so SCREW-HIS-WITS/ ima real "vet", he aint no "dawg", bt lyk pet
operations, i'll REPLACE d "kids" balls wit GRENADES, wat
HECK!-STUFFY-BALLZ nw abt to BURST, so lyk demolishin shops where he
myt've stocked beef for me, i'l WRECK-'MURPHYS-MALLZ' n get em reduced
to DUST/ (murphysmallz)


few-keys

-yall know eddie murphy wit d supadupa d!!ck
-his wordplays are out played, n dnt connect, evidence in "i'll
maize ur dz game n gat u corn fused"
-he said in one of his flows in 'flow for rank' dat he doesnt care abt
criterials
-colloquials used. . . "throwayin salute" dat mins 2 holla at one higha dan u
in rank
-he opened a thread for us to brawl
-a villans only foe is d hero in any movie
--d rest are diggable--

#sannu e-me!

Verdz la

e-Iceberg:
-pitching 16 shots at dis
murphy, wat say U muffin?

Leggo!

its evident frm his name 'smallz' dat he'z gat a MIDGET-P.RICK, cz only
'murphy' we know is 'eddie' wit d BIGHEAD-D!!CK/
nd if his chick shud read dis, she'll be lost to me, so he wont be
"findin his ex" lyk SILLY-MATHS-SCHOLARZ, aint his bro, buh i'l b 'keen'
to SMITE-HIM wit 'hits' frm a LIT-BEAM, til d kid sees d dawg in me, n
lyk "throwayin salutes" d BILLY'L-PASS-HOLLAS/ (X, kin, heats)

i read his flows, d mofoz wordplays are outplayed, n are mur of
homoPHONES dat "dnt hook up" wit LINES, lyk his EX-RILI-FORSAKIN-HIM.
.TOUT,he beta say a 'hello n a gudbye' cz lyk he is out on a date wit my
phones n guns my 'highTECHS'-WIL-B-FOR-TAKIN-HIM-OUT/ HE'Z-'SMALL' n
believe me dia is nuffin in HIS-SKULL,so dia'z no NEED-FOR-D-HEAD, myt
jst 'chop it off' dats hw to get RID-OF-D-NERD, cz its my ambitious
BID-TO-'BE HEAD'/ (hi text, behead)

so lyk F.UCKIN-"COPS" dat caught up wit STALKIN-MOBS, "iceberg'l"
FREEZE-SMALLZ, taggin me "brutal photographer" wen his b.ollockz get
'snapped' lyk its 'CHEESE'-BALLZ/ nd i culd jst strap molotovs
ROUND-YA-PUMPKIN-HEAD n make u luk lyk a king wit bottles, sure it'l
blast,as u get CROWNED,-YA-F.UCKIN-DEAD/

coz loafer, dat'll b just to get ya "MIND-BLOWING" i dnt care wat u
FIND-DOING,/ or wat u JERK-COMPOSING, i myt just twist ya
NECK-OR-NOGGIN, so u dnt tink straight, yea its lines from
BERG-UNFOLDING/

d way i "reap mur fee" in lots lyka mercenary paid for placing
BOMBS-IN-HIS-GUT, d buffoon'll die nd if we hear "he scriptz" excellent,
den dats past coz he'll be buried in dat admirable TOMB-IN-HIS-PLOT/ he
doesnt care abt criterials he said, i wonda hw d CUNTT-WILL-SEE-WIN,aint
no POOR-PET lyk u,so it'll b no magic coz my name in FONTS-WILL-BE-SEEN for real among TOP-VETS/ (rip murphy, his crypts, puppet)

b.itch listen! i culd just strip facts of clothes if dey tryna hide, to
unveil d NAKEDD-TRUTH, dat u are wack, nd will do dat wit STATED-PROOF/
mi lines'll b d highest RATED-YOU'VE. .eva seen, nd ur punches'. ."very
poor" lyk F9 in WASSCE,sory u made a 'RACHED'-MOVE/

now dude wen u opened dat thread for us to brawl, if i vexed u, i aint
SORRY-BRO,/ n u shud PROLLY-KNOW dat u were "RIGHT" coz unlyk christain
warfare, dis is a brutal war, it aint HOLY-SO, "in d end", i'll be d
only one "LEFT" lyk in a movie,. . .d villan's ONLY-FOE/

AMAZING hw his folks wil deny him SAYING, we neva KNEW-DIS-NIT wen i
drop him dead on tars, afta running a 'driver' thru his head, rotate it
nd so SCREW-HIS-WITS/ ima real "vet", he aint no "dawg", bt lyk pet
operations, i'll REPLACE d "kids" balls wit GRENADES, wat
HECK!-STUFFY-BALLZ nw abt to BURST, so lyk demolishin shops where he
myt've stocked beef for me, i'l WRECK-'MURPHYS-MALLZ' n get em reduced
to DUST/ (murphysmallz)


few-keys

-yall know eddie murphy wit d supadupa d!!ck
-his wordplays are out played, n dnt connect, evidence in "i'll
maize ur dz game n gat u corn fused"
-he said in one of his flows in 'flow for rank' dat he doesnt care abt
criterials
-colloquials used. . . "throwayin salute" dat mins 2 holla at one higha dan u
in rank
-he opened a thread for us to brawl
-a villans only foe is d hero in any movie
--d rest are diggable--

#sannu e-me!

16 lines / 8 bars?

IceberG ur isH waz cooL i loVe ...muaH no gaY thingz plz....d winner is obvious plz ice berG woN.......and murphY i aV seen sleak babe use dis same lines on 2go dunno if ur biting from her or shes bittin from u.....smh(shaking.ma.head) murphy after iceberg plz i c/o u

Braz /barz wtf hw does dat play...buh sha nice try keep it up

Verdicts uppin

ojoawo:

16 lines / 8 bars?

hey dude shut it!. . . i used a pc 4 dat, n sentences dat shud have entered one line, it automatically took it 2 d second line, okay?? so pls just hail d works, ur comments n verdicts pls. . no offence meant

Tho' ma Vote may not count,but I fink BERG gat This....Thats ma opinion Tho'

e-Iceberg:


hey dude shut it!. . . i used a pc 4 dat, n sentences dat shud have entered one line, it automatically took it 2 d second line, okay?? so pls just hail d works, ur comments n verdicts pls. . no offence meant

Its obvious u beat murphy but u didn't follow the rules, that's more than 16lines/8bars.... That's cheatin

Pls if U̶̲̥̅̊ wan vote, follow †ђξ voting criteria and points. Don't just say berg won or murphy won.
One

OJOAWO #TNKS NOTED. . . i dnt wana argue no mur, buh i gat ya point

-imagery 3points-------------nil
-punchlines 2points---------berg
-metsphors 2points----------obviously berg
-personals 3points------------berg took this one. Matter O̶̷̩̥̊͡f fact, murphy dropped Ŋ personals
-multies 2points---------------those †ђξ multies fell off from both sides both berg did better
-wordplay 2point--------------tie, murphy's wordies were outplayed and forced bt he still tried though compared to that O̶̷̩̥̊͡f berg
-flow 1point-----------------------obviously murphy
-opener 1point------------------berg. Nice way to start ą verse
-closer 1point--------------------nil. Both closers were wack
-creativity 2point---------------berg
Thus murphy got 1point and berg 10point.
MVGT---------------ICE BERG

BATTLE CLOSED FOR VERDICTS
ICE BERG WON THIS BATTLE VIA 3VOTES

SLEAK!, OJOAWO!, ILLSCRIPTZ!. . . .TNKS JAWE!---

murphy, beta luck nextime bwo.

Hehehehehehehe #evil grin#