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| Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 10:59pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Funny meanings... CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills...[b][/b] |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 11:00pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
to the frontpage, moderator |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by bingbagbo(m): 11:16pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
pisses all over thread  1 Like |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by k2039: 11:20pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: pisses all over thread  ; |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by jeezybuck: 7:34am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Phizzie555: to the frontpage, moderator FOOL, front page ko, back page ni.cos you find this funny does not mean everyone does. ODE see him yellow teeth like back page |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by bunmioguns(m): 7:39am On Dec 17, 2012 |
*enters the thread and exits asap* |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 1:19pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
jeezybuck: |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 1:20pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
jeezybuck:me + ur mother = u |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by olawalebabs(m): 5:06pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Farouk: the act of collecting bribe and hid it under the cap. |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by jeezybuck: 5:13pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Phizzie555: me + ur mother = u AYE IYA E MA BAJE NI. YOU TRULY DONT HAVE MORALS |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by yunglary(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
| Enter with a smile nd goes out SAD |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 6:03am On Dec 18, 2012 |
jeezybuck:ha ha, while u dey abuse ur mother, na mi u suppose abuse, well maybe u hav a temporary stupid attack, u r just a total waste of skin |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 6:30am On Dec 18, 2012 |
yunglary:Eediot, no wonder stupid is ur next of kin n as dumb as an cockroach |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 6:46am On Dec 18, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *enters the PARADISE and exits asap*why u go leave PARADISE, brain transplant donor |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by bunmioguns(m): 6:54am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Phizzie555: why u go leave PARADISE, brain transplant donor Gayy  |
| Re: Funny Meaning of words by Nobody: 10:18am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Interesting |
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