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Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 10:59pm On Dec 16, 2012
Funny meanings...

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills...[b][/b]
Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 11:00pm On Dec 16, 2012
to the frontpage, moderator
Re: Funny Meaning of words by bingbagbo(m): 11:16pm On Dec 16, 2012
pisses all over thread angry angry angry angry

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Re: Funny Meaning of words by k2039(m): 11:20pm On Dec 16, 2012
bin gbagbo: pisses all over thread angry angry angry angry
gringringringringringringringringrin;gringrin
Re: Funny Meaning of words by jeezybuck: 7:34am On Dec 17, 2012
Phizzie555: to the frontpage, moderator

FOOL, front page ko, back page ni.cos you find this funny does not mean everyone does. ODE see him yellow teeth like back page
Re: Funny Meaning of words by bunmioguns(m): 7:39am On Dec 17, 2012
*enters the thread and exits asap*
Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 1:19pm On Dec 17, 2012
jeezybuck:

FOOL, front page ko, back page ni.cos you find this funny does not mean everyone does. ODE see him yellow teeth like back page
Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 1:20pm On Dec 17, 2012
jeezybuck:

FOOL, front page ko, back page ni.cos you find this funny does not mean everyone does. ODE see him yellow teeth like back page
me + ur mother = u
Re: Funny Meaning of words by olawalebabs(m): 5:06pm On Dec 17, 2012
Farouk: the act of collecting bribe and hid it under the cap.
Re: Funny Meaning of words by jeezybuck: 5:13pm On Dec 17, 2012
Phizzie555: me + ur mother = u

AYE IYA E MA BAJE NI. YOU TRULY DONT HAVE MORALS
Re: Funny Meaning of words by yunglary(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2012
angryEnter with a smile nd goes out SAD
Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 6:03am On Dec 18, 2012
jeezybuck:

AYE IYA MI MA BAJE NI. SHE TRULY DONT HAVE MORALS
ha ha, while u dey abuse ur mother, na mi u suppose abuse, well maybe u hav a temporary silly attack, u r just a total waste of skin
Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 6:30am On Dec 18, 2012
yunglary: angryEnter my house with a smile nd goes out SAD
Eediot, no wonder silly is ur next of kin n as dumb as an cockroach
Re: Funny Meaning of words by Phizzie555(m): 6:46am On Dec 18, 2012
bunmioguns: *enters the PARADISE and exits asap*
why u go leave PARADISE, brain transplant donor
Re: Funny Meaning of words by bunmioguns(m): 6:54am On Dec 18, 2012
Phizzie555: why u go leave PARADISE, brain transplant donor








Gayy embarassed embarassed
Re: Funny Meaning of words by bennyraz: 10:18am On Dec 18, 2012
Interesting

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