Really Funny meanings...
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other...!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's...!
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...!
➗CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listensand everybody disagrees in the end...!
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight..!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths...!
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET..!"
✔BOSS:
Someone who is punctual when you are late and was busy wit some stuffs when you are early...!
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward...!
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your illnesss with pills and later with his bills...
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