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pekelepekele: Go to any Nigeria ZOO and watch some skinny lions for free

You sure say that one go work? @OP. Something you fit do dey wey you go enjoy yasef tire. By the evening of 24th, just strap 24kg of C4 to your body, another 24kg for the trunk of your Honda (that's if dem never dupe you of your car too), then direct it towards the senate house for Abuja and floor the pedal.

That's automatic 72 virgins for you for al janah, you go do am tire even beyond the yuletide season.

My 2kobo.

Pain: The major challenge is that you are a broke "guy". If you had been a "broke girl" you would have had a thousand offers for trips after your post on nairaland. My advise to you is this:

1. Go to the nearest supermart, get a couple of drinks and pop corn.
2. Renew your DSTV subscription if u haven't.
3. Invite over your neighbouthood reserve beau.
4. Enjoy the ride.

In case this is not feasible, just go to the nearest cinema (Yaba suggested) you will definitely have a ride of your life with just pop corn and a clean ride. Those yaba chicks can throw up some surprises on a low budget!

Is it that u read n didn't understand or u didn't read atall. Didn't u see d word broke atall??

Go to Deeper Life 2012 December Retreat. Its going to be awsom, life transforming & unique. Its starting on 21st December to 26th December 2012

Go to YABA ( either left or right )

Lol. Ya'll are all crazy tho. The truth is as a broke guy you shldn't b try'n to have fun. Jus stick to planning how to make 2013 better. Take alotta notes write down ur mistakes and how to make them better. But if u insist jus get alotta booze n fried meat. Drown urself init.

Na wa o people are advising he should visit old friends, old friends wey go don dey expect make he bring beta com

Jaykizz:
It's only ma gf (and a few other friends) that knows about this, and she aint gonna be with me during this period. That is just the consoling thing.

So beacuse you don't have money you allowed your babe to be with another guy? Naija!

I dön laff tire for this thread!!

ceaser:

You sure say that one go work? @OP. Something you fit do dey wey you go enjoy yasef tire. By the evening of 24th, just strap 24kg of C4 to your body, another 24kg for the trunk of your Honda (that's if dem never dupe you of your car too), then direct it towards the senate house for Abuja and floor the pedal.

That's automatic 72 virgins for you for al janah, you go do am tire even beyond the yuletide season.

My 2kobo.

You are crazy mehnnn!

Slimboy94: Just come to my hood and come over to OTEMBO joint, dats where the true enjoyment is u'll drink a lot of otembo's lyk alomo kasapreko goes for #250 and ogidiga #200 kerewa #100 osomo #100 sabrina #70 london best #80 jedi,opa eyin,eyin didun,ara riro and so on(it depends on the number of cups u want)
They also hav S.K (skunk) the longer and fatter it is the costlier it becomes
The choice is yours
OTEMBO 4 LYF

na wetin no gree u fat be dis?

Wherever...whatever, you'll still spend. Find a nice garden (not glorified beer parlours), free, you can be there all day with whoever. Take a Few drinks & 'pre-cooked' meal along. All you need is N3000 to do the above, including TP.

Jaykizz:
It's only ma gf (and a few other friends) that knows about this, and she aint gonna be with me during this period. That is just the consoling thing.

hahaha if i hear say she go be with you at this consoling period. Woman! She don gbaga. Sory boy frnd. Just go hanging anywhere but mind you, spectator through out the fun season.

ur life is enough reason for u to stay merry dis december
If u can't have fun dis december,there will be thousands of december
Next year u can afford to eat a whole bag of rice just to make up for dis year. . . .

Jaykizz:
Tanx man, I appreciate.

u can hangout in my shop, i have PS2/3, XBox. 20naira per game,dat is cheap.

O boy, go to any garden and relax........

Well ol boy try hussle back and forget dis xmas jollyment dey plan ur hussle oo / just chill for one beer palour drink to stupour - if u n hussle ur babe fit leave you follow anoda man. !!! Becareful

In the church.Go and thank God for keeping you alive.Remember!!!! Many are gone.

I don't understand what's going on here, how can some people count drinking (getting drunk) fun? is it that we don't understand what fun means again or what?

Festival no dey finish, if u no do xmas, u go do easter. Just thank God that u re alive. No be by force to go out and if u must go out, try a visit to the hospital. U'll forget ur worries.

Haha ol boy just find the nearest ashawo joint a lotta babe there will make you happy if you fit get 500 short time or 1k sha to make her d ashi happy , you don get happiness o .. And buy alomo 250 put for poket ...bro dat ur babe may leave u ....oo naija gals n money !!!!!haha

Jaykizz: It's only ma gf (and a few other friends) that knows about this, and she aint gonna be with me during this period. That is just the consoling thing.

Did I hear you say ur gf aint gonna be with you, uh? You be OMUGO number one , the sharp girl don find men wey dem never dupe wey she go follow enjoy Christmas. I won't be surprised if she comes back and starts acting funny. No be me talk am ooo

Go to ur frnds, at least they knw ur story..

National stadium( dia will be plenty people and maybe a mini carnival)

You can go anywhere but don't go to beach. A word is enough for the wise.

Thank you.

Hangout with your friends. I mean the real ones who understand your present predicament. As for your GF, God is watching her!

@ Beach

Its Christmas bro.You could just visit old fiends.Better still if u re a christian,church is where u wanabe.Attend any carol service.you could meet nice people there.Let me know if u need a venue.Cheers and Merry Christmas.

Sexxydivaa:
na wetin no gree u fat be dis?

Pls help i wan fat and i don't take all these just knw much abt them
I'm serious i really wan fat i i'm just too skinny

pack up ur mat, bible and some cloths. Go to any deeper life december retreat and have fun with God.