Akpor: In my dreams Rats play
Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will
be ok….
Akpor: Can I take tommorrow,
tonight is Final Match.

TEACHER: you call your Mother as
MUM. What will you call your
Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder
Sister?
Akpor: So simple, i’ll call them
MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher: If corn oil is made from
corn & vegetable oil is made
from vegetables. Wat is baby oil
made from?.. Akpos: Babies
.