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I Saw God Yesternight by ooman(m): 11:20am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Hi Everyone. You are not going to believe this. I fell in a trance yesterday and saw God. Yes, I saw a Fly Spagetti shouting in the sky, Worship me and live, Reject me and Die. Do you want to go to hell? So worship the Flying Spagetti, He is the only true God. |
Re: I Saw God Yesternight by outrage: 11:24am On Dec 22, 2012 |
Hmm.. Reject him and die? Guy, u worship him you'll still die. So you have no point there. In other news someone saw a unicorn yeaternight.. Please confirm |
Re: I Saw God Yesternight by ooman(m): 11:30am On Dec 22, 2012 |
outrage: Hmm.. Reject him and die? Guy, u worship him you'll still die. So you have no point there. Boy, you dont understand, only the Flying Spagetti can save you. Only he can give you eternal life. Choose life, worship the Spagetti. |
Re: I Saw God Yesternight by Heathen(m): 12:33pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
@Op, celebrate, for today thy Creator hath shown favour upon thee. Stay noddled.
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Re: I Saw God Yesternight by ooman(m): 2:02am On Dec 23, 2012 |
Heathen: @Op, celebrate, for today thy Creator hath shown favour upon thee. Stay noddled. All praise to the Flying Spagetti |
Re: I Saw God Yesternight by Nobody: 4:06am On Dec 23, 2012 |
ooman: Hi Everyone. EPIC troll FAIL. |
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