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If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Chokolee(m): 10:55am On Dec 23, 2012 |
IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN HAD BEEN 3 WISE WOMEN, They would have asked directions instead of following the star. They would have arrived on time, helped deliver baby Jesus, cleaned the stable, brought practical gift like pampers, feeding bottles, baby clothes&made milk for the new baby...etc BUT WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE SAID AS THEY LEFT... (Ladies talks) I thought we were supposed to be meeting them at National Hospital. Did u see the shoes Mary was wearing with that dress? They don't match oo. Can u believe they let all those disgusting animals in there. That donkey they're riding has seen better days! Can't he buy her Range Sport? Imagine Mary using 3310 my dear, he should have bought her a Bold 5. I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now. Nawa o... how will they survive? But I like her hair oo, I think it's Brazilian...eit -her Remy or Koquette 28 inches. Hmmm, I wonder d oil she uses on it. That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph! Virgin ke? Hmmmm! Virgin my foot! Isn't it that Mary girl, I knew her in Sec school. HAPPY SUNDAY! 4 Likes
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Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by k2039: 11:05am On Dec 23, 2012 |
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Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by saintvc(m): 11:16am On Dec 23, 2012 |
Make sure u go to church naw 4 deliverance |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Chokolee(m): 11:19am On Dec 23, 2012 |
saintvc: Make sure u go to church naw 4 deliveranceOk sir!..buh; i would wait till you are delivered first sir!
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Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
There is no record in scriptures that they were 3 wise men(mat2...and pls stop belittling our women..the only difference between a woman and a man is the WOMB..dats why she is called WO-MAN cos she was made out of MAN.women are incubators..remember mary conceived our Lord and Personal savior Jesus Christ..elizabeth conceived John the Baptist(the prophet)..women can pray and travail in prayer until prophecy are fulfilled..remember anna the prophetess? Scriptures records that she never left the temple but worshiped night and day, fasting and praying(luke2:37)..i wonder whether d wise men could do dat anyway...abeg give kudos to our women jare. |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by MrAnony1(m): 3:01pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Bidam: There is no record in scriptures that they were 3 wise men(mat2...and pls stop belittling our women..the only difference between a woman and a man is the WOMB..dats why she is called WO-MAN cos she was made out of MAN.women are incubators..remember mary conceived our Lord and Personal savior Jesus Christ..elizabeth conceived John the Baptist(the prophet)..women can pray and travail in prayer until prophecy are fulfilled..remember anna the prophetess? Scriptures records that she never left the temple but worshiped night and day, fasting and praying(luke2:37)..i wonder whether d wise men could do dat anyway...abeg give kudos to our women jare.May the Lord Almighty grant you a sense of humour this Christmas in Jesus Name. Amen 5 Likes |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 3:23pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Mr_Anony:and Amen!!! |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by nell07(m): 6:22pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Mr_Anony: BOUNCES OFF BALCONY-HITS D GROUND-CRaCKS SKUll OPEN- STILL ROCKING WITH LAFFTA 1 Like |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 7:20pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
nell07:oga take am easy no kill yersef befor u chop dat chicken..ofcos i know d OP was kidding..my post was also a kidder.u guys are d ones who ave lost a sense of humor..d Op no complain na..so wich one come be d laffing mata hia? 1 Like |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by MrAnony1(m): 7:30pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
nell07:May the Lord reduce your sense of humour and transfer some of it to those in need (like Bidam) in Jesus Name. Amen 1 Like |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Mr_Anony:badt guy..abeg no forget my turkey sha! Merry xmas.:p |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by MrAnony1(m): 7:48pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Bidam: badt guy..abeg no forget my turkey sha! Merry xmas.:pSame to you my brother...I no go forget your turkey....... ....I go chop am for for you as per unto say na my guy wey you be. You no get wahala |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Chokolee(m): 8:10pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Mr_Anony: Mr_Anony:See prayers oo...#Lafed soteee he climbed a Network mast#
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Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by nitrogen(m): 12:48am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Chai! Nairaland is interestingly a crazeland. |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Ndipe(m): 1:11am On Dec 24, 2012 |
There is no record of the number of the wise men who visited Jesus Christ. Besides, they visited him when he was a child, not when he was a baby. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_the_three_wise_men_visit_the_manger_or_not http://www.cgg.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/Library.sr/CT/ARTB/k/768/Who-Were-Wise-Men.htm |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 1:24am On Dec 24, 2012 |
imagine if the three wise men had been three very wise igbo men? |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by nitrogen(m): 1:30am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ndipe: There is no record of the number of the wise men who visited Jesus Christ. Besides, they visited him when he was a child, not when he was a baby.Na u sabi |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by fuckluv(f): 8:02am On Dec 24, 2012 |
[quote author=inurmind]imagine if the three wise men had been three very wise igbo men? They would have presented d baby wiv 'quality' clothes nd introduced joseph 2 new business |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 8:18am On Dec 24, 2012 |
One of the 3 wise men is black........ Yet no black man in the bible. |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Chokolee(m): 8:34am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI:Really!!? I dunno about that though...can you make that clearer? |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Chokolee(m): 8:38am On Dec 24, 2012 |
inurmind: imagine if the three wise men had been three very wise igbo men?There would have introduced Joseph the capenter into been an importer of funitures...and Jesus and importer, forwarder, clearer of containers.. |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 8:43am On Dec 24, 2012 |
inurmind: imagine if the three wise men had been three very wise igbo men?u men smart igbo men...dem for kidnap jesus go give herod in exchange for ego.lol 2 Likes |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 8:45am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Bidam: u men smart igbo men...dem for kidnap jesus go give herod in exchange for ego.lol nah the same thing me I think o Okay, okay, imagine if them be Yoruba men? |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 9:33am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Bidam: u men smart igbo men...dem for kidnap jesus go give herod in exchange for ego.lol ROTFLMAO!! |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 9:34am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Chokolee: Only true Christians can understand me. We Christians do not like to share our ideas with un-believers |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 9:35am On Dec 24, 2012 |
inurmind:dat one easy....dem for go do amebo to herod sharp sharp.lol 1 Like |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 10:01am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Bidam: dat one easy....dem for go do amebo to herod sharp sharp.lol nna no be so o. them go do party share akara and ewedu for the place, come put loud Fuji music. then dem go name Jesus tunji, abiola, sayeed, Sunday, Ahmed, agbowo, tolu, omobaba olowo, ati be be no(or wetin dey dey call etc for their place again). if dem no do that one, na to use Jesus for juju be that. Hausa nko? |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by nell07(m): 10:44pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
inurmind: lolz.. #in thick hausa accent # kai alhaji, ya mata(wife) e fut am to bed for nama(cow) hause kei! Walahi dis one na original cattru-man (cattle man). Then they'd bring jesus at least 10calves and then cast lots to decide whose UNBORN daughter will be bethroted to jesus... If say na calabar men nko? |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Nobody: 12:39am On Dec 25, 2012 |
nell07: abi o, that manger go fill with cattle. then they go give Jesus plenty kunu make him shack. but if to say na calabar men, chai, Jesus go chop dog tire eh. infact dog go replace presidential seat wey lamp done take for Christianity. |
Re: If The THREE Wise Men Had Been THREE Wise Women.. by Ndipe(m): 3:40am On Oct 21, 2015 |
Chokolee: The wise men however met with Jesus Christ when he was a child not when he was a baby. Read the scriptures again. |
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