[b] What a gas! Federal worker cited by bosses for 'uncontrollable flatulence' in the workplace By Mike Jaccarino
PUBLISHED: 14:57 GMT, 22 December 2012 | UPDATED: 18:08 GMT, 22 December 2012
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..A Social Security Administration worker has been cited by his superiors for 'conduct unbecoming a federal officer,' relating to his 'uncontrollable flatulence' in the workplace.
The Maryland man, 38, was reportedly hit with a five-page reprimand Dec. 10 that included a meticulously-crafted log of specific dates and times when coworkers observed - or overheard - him 'releasing the awful and unpleasant odor' in his Baltimore office.
The letter's log reportedly cited 17 dates - and 60 times - in which he passed so much gas the resulting miasma created an' intolerable' and 'hostile' workplace environment for those around him. For example, the man’s Sept. 19 output included nine bouts of flatulence, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m. A trio of incidents preceded on Sept. 11.[/b]


The letter does not reveal who memorialized the flatulence, according to The Smoking Gun.
But in the missive, an SSA manager reportedly notes, 'nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.' The employee had apparently submitted evidence to his superiors showing he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to leave work early.
Contacted at his office, the employee told The Smoking Gun, 'I can’t talk to you about this, I’m sorry.'

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Lwkmd... Mehn...see talent!

Lmao....!
What a thing to get queried on...
People wey dey record the "mess" try o..
I can almost imagine the discomfort that kind of constant fart must have brought them especially in an A.C fitted office..
O maa brutal!!

as in mess?

lol

why wud dis kind of mess make frontpage? disgusting

Christmas rice, shaki and brokortom wey no gree digest abi?

If na Westerner, make dem givam pow and water jug make e go download for corner

E no dey hard dem

Mtcheew! (TOP 5 AL D SAME)

sure say na only mess!!!

So, Oyinbo mess tori na hin be front page news for our obodo Nigeria forum...

O boy.this is wat we cal world class mess of international standard certified by W.H.O.ceriously sha this should not be making frontpage na naija stories don finish?

He should be charged with FARTricide.LOL.

In Climatology; The visity and region where the gigantic whirl wind also depicted as mess tend to create an amplombous layer called MESOSPHERE...very dangerous!

Lol, mesi mesi.

Abi the man don chop too much beans...

ITbomb: as in mess?

No, as in shit!

jerseyboy: Not worthy of front page of a Nigerian forum

who no dey mess??

He should check his diet.

This is lugubrious and tantamount to poisonous gasification.

Nna mehn... Very funny piece. Looool!!!

nne3870: who no dey mess??

Seriously, do you mess?

oyibo mess e make front page nairaland. mstw this site is gettin borin more n more.abeg which other naija site dey make i check joor

no, na cough!

ITbomb: as in mess?

Front page's messed up with mess.

Which kinda mess? Na iso eleyin, iso elewa or iso oniru?
That man has a weired talent. And who's that homo sapien keeping the records of mess time?

Hmmm, I'm just wondering if the reverse should be the case i.e if this happens in a Nigerian establishment , will it make the front page of an American forum?

ITbomb: as in mess?

No!! As in fart.

Is his name MESS-i?

Hmmm... Queried for 'messing'.

Soon, they'll make it an offence to pick the nose with the fingers or to even sneeze.