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Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by webaplanet(m): 11:27am On Dec 23, 2012
What a gas! Federal worker cited by bosses for 'uncontrollable flatulence' in the workplace By Mike Jaccarino
PUBLISHED: 14:57 GMT, 22 December 2012 | UPDATED: 18:08 GMT, 22 December 2012
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..A Social Security Administration worker has been cited by his superiors for 'conduct unbecoming a federal officer,' relating to his 'uncontrollable flatulence' in the workplace.
The Maryland man, 38, was reportedly hit with a five-page reprimand Dec. 10 that included a meticulously-crafted log of specific dates and times when coworkers observed - or overheard - him 'releasing the awful and unpleasant odor' in his Baltimore office.
The letter's log reportedly cited 17 dates - and 60 times - in which he passed so much gas the resulting miasma created an' intolerable' and 'hostile' workplace environment for those around him. For example, the man’s Sept. 19 output included nine bouts of flatulence, starting at 9:45 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m. A trio of incidents preceded on Sept. 11.



The letter does not reveal who memorialized the flatulence, according to The Smoking Gun.
But in the missive, an SSA manager reportedly notes, 'nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.' The employee had apparently submitted evidence to his superiors showing he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to leave work early.
Contacted at his office, the employee told The Smoking Gun, 'I can’t talk to you about this, I’m sorry.'

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Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Iaz93: 9:29am On Dec 27, 2012
Lwkmd... Mehn...see talent!
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by slimyem: 9:29am On Dec 27, 2012
Lmao....!grincheesy
What a thing to get queried on...
People wey dey record the "mess" try o..
I can almost imagine the discomfort that kind of constant fart must have brought them especially in an A.C fitted office..
O maa brutal!!cheesy

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Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by ITbomb(m): 9:30am On Dec 27, 2012
as in mess?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by jerseyboy: 9:31am On Dec 27, 2012
Not worthy of front page of a Nigerian forum
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Iaz93: 9:31am On Dec 27, 2012
ITbomb: as in mess?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by decode55(m): 9:31am On Dec 27, 2012
lol grin
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Kzinne: 9:33am On Dec 27, 2012
why wud dis kind of mess make frontpage? disgusting

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Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Nobody: 9:33am On Dec 27, 2012
Christmas rice, shaki and brokortom wey no gree digest abi?

If na Westerner, make dem givam pow and water jug make e go download for corner

E no dey hard dem lipsrsealed

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Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by donem(m): 9:33am On Dec 27, 2012
Mtcheew! (TOP 5 AL D SAME) smiley
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by akatonero(m): 9:42am On Dec 27, 2012
grin grin grin sure say na only mess!!!
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by hammedkola(m): 9:59am On Dec 27, 2012
So, Oyinbo mess tori na hin be front page news for our obodo Nigeria forum...
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by hiroz(m): 10:01am On Dec 27, 2012
O boy.this is wat we cal world class mess of international standard certified by W.H.O.ceriously sha this should not be making frontpage na naija stories don finish?

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Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Phonon(m): 10:07am On Dec 27, 2012
He should be charged with FARTricide.LOL.
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Chokolee(m): 10:10am On Dec 27, 2012
In Climatology; The visity and region where the gigantic whirl wind also depicted as mess tend to create an amplombous layer called MESOSPHERE...very dangerous!
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by vislabraye(m): 10:13am On Dec 27, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by blink182(m): 10:20am On Dec 27, 2012
Lol, mesi mesi.
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Born2beRich1(m): 10:21am On Dec 27, 2012
Abi the man don chop too much beans...
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by PosCaricature: 10:29am On Dec 27, 2012
ITbomb: as in mess?
No, as in poo!
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Nobody: 10:34am On Dec 27, 2012
jerseyboy: Not worthy of front page of a Nigerian forum
cheesycheesy who no dey mess??
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by okparaugo: 10:44am On Dec 27, 2012
He should check his diet.

This is lugubrious and tantamount to poisonous gasification.
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by visionbiafra: 10:46am On Dec 27, 2012
Nna mehn... Very funny piece. Looool!!!
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by okparaugo: 10:51am On Dec 27, 2012
nne3870: cheesycheesy who no dey mess??

Seriously, do you mess?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by excellence44: 10:58am On Dec 27, 2012
oyibo mess e make front page nairaland. mstw this site is gettin borin more n more.abeg which other naija site dey make i check joor
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by sylva1: 10:59am On Dec 27, 2012
no, na cough!
ITbomb: as in mess?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Sijo01(f): 11:40am On Dec 27, 2012
Front page's messed up with mess.
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Nobody: 11:43am On Dec 27, 2012
okpara ugo:

Seriously, do you mess?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by OkikiOluwa1(m): 12:07pm On Dec 27, 2012
Which kinda mess? Na iso eleyin, iso elewa or iso oniru?
That man has a weired talent. And who's that homo sapien keeping the records of mess time?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by RichDad1(m): 12:09pm On Dec 27, 2012
Hmmm, I'm just wondering if the reverse should be the case i.e if this happens in a Nigerian establishment , will it make the front page of an American forum?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by kingsots(m): 3:52pm On Dec 27, 2012
ITbomb: as in mess?
No!! As in fart.
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by dayokanu(m): 6:40pm On Dec 27, 2012
Is his name MESS-i?
Re: Man Issued 'query' For 'uncontrollable Flatulence' In The Workplace by Tinyemeka(m): 6:57pm On Dec 27, 2012
Hmmm... Queried for 'messing'.

Soon, they'll make it an offence to pick the nose with the fingers or to even sneeze.

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