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Akpor's Testimony by davroca16(m): 2:27pm On Dec 25, 2012
Akpors stood up and said:
Make una join me in thanking and
praising Baba GOD for His
blessings αnd upliftment in my life.
I tell you guys its good to have the
fear of God and be honest.
Last weekend as I was going
home I came across a small bag
and I opened it and behold what I
found inside; 20,000 pounds!!!...
Fear first catch me, but I took the
bag home and when I emptied it
and found some documents, ID
cards, ATM cards and some phone
numbers.
One mind told me to call the
numbers and the other told me to
throw the documents away and
use the money.
I made up my mind and called the
numbers and lucky enough the
owner picked up the call.
When I told him about the bag he
told me he was the owner and told
me everything that was inside the
bag.
We had an appointment and met, I
handed his bag back to him and
he gave me 2,000 pounds which I
rejected and left.
Yesterday he called me and offered
me a job worth 750k a month with
Chevron, a 3 bedroom flat fully
furnished and air conditioned, and
a 2012 Toyota Camry.
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As I was smiling and testing the
car I just woke up
Re: Akpor's Testimony by Iaz93: 5:03pm On Dec 25, 2012
Stale...
Re: Akpor's Testimony by Kunbee: 10:51pm On Dec 25, 2012
^^thanks jor

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