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Bible Toast by oscarwodo(m): 1:45pm On Apr 26, 2006
one guy was toasting a babe and the babe deside to answer wit bile verse
the guy said wats up gurl?
the girl replyed matthew 7,7
and desided to to answer wit a bible verse too
he look at the girls mouth and it was sweet
and he replyed wit songs of solomon 1,1

matt 7,7 ask and it shall be giveing to u, etc
songs of solomon 1,1 kiss me wit the kisses of ur
mouth for ur love is sweeter than wine
Re: Bible Toast by spikelord(m): 1:48pm On Apr 26, 2006
angry angry angry angry angry Did you compose this yourself?
Re: Bible Toast by O4real(m): 2:00pm On Apr 26, 2006
@spikelord
spikelord:

angry angry angry angry angry Did you compose this yourself?
this joke could have been a fantastic joke but 4 composition it lost its flavour.

@oscarwodo
oscarwodo:

one guy was toasting a babe and the babe deside to answer wit bile verse
the guy said wats up girl?
the girl replyed matthew 7,7
and desided to to answer wit a bible verse too
he look at the girls mouth and it was sweet
and he replyed wit songs of solomon 1,1

matt 7,7 ask and it shall be giveing to u, etc
songs of solomon 1,1 kiss me wit the kisses of your
mouth for your love is sweeter than wine
Can u kindly recompose this joke it sounds good but . . .
Re: Bible Toast by kajad(m): 2:12pm On Apr 26, 2006
since you understand the potentials of the joke, help recompose it for him now, the boy never try? wink
Re: Bible Toast by O4real(m): 3:31pm On Apr 26, 2006
Abeg k-pumping am @ sea here . . . grin grin grin
Re: Bible Toast by Lolabbey: 4:33pm On Feb 26, 2009
shocked
Re: Bible Toast by UNLEASHED(m): 4:45pm On Feb 26, 2009
O4real:

Abeg k-pumping am @ sea here . . . grin grin grin

You mean you can't recompose @ sea?
Re: Bible Toast by romsky: 5:29pm On Feb 26, 2009
spikelord scared oscarwodo so much dat since 2006 d guy still get 101 post & he still dey on lyn shocked
Re: Bible Toast by donsponky(m): 6:35pm On Feb 26, 2009
is like it happen to you for real grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bible Toast by romsky: 11:28am On Feb 27, 2009
spooky u don advertise aporo epa ijebu b4?

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