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| If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by anayoe(m): 1:17am On Aug 09, 2009 |
yes for real let's be true and play this game. If you have 60 seconds to toast a girl what would you tell her, |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by emorse(m): 2:39am On Aug 09, 2009 |
I love you, talk your own. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 8:29am On Aug 09, 2009 |
listening |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Chukzy001(m): 1:44am On Aug 10, 2009 |
I'll simply tell her: Baby, I dreamt that U slapped me and then U kissed me and I woke up wonderin. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 8:23am On Aug 10, 2009 |
Baby, we kissed in my dreams ONLY to wake up seeing u beside me. . .then i'll bolt b4 she volte-fasse |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 9:56am On Aug 10, 2009 |
bad line guys |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 10:05am On Aug 10, 2009 |
sexyLeamon: Ok. . .here's another, "Hey there, i've ONLY got 60secs to spend an eternity with you" hey there my sexybutt 1 Like |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 10:12am On Aug 10, 2009 |
How about this one: Let's just cut to the chase, here's the key to my heart. . . and my hotel room  If the girl no slap you then you're in luuuuck  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by romsky: 10:14am On Aug 10, 2009 |
hi i luv ur attire, mind introducing me to ur tailor  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 10:18am On Aug 10, 2009 |
romade:that was in the 60's romeo!! Mivoh:you're a girl. . darn it!!!. . .but i don't mind using those lines on u!!   |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by sexyLeamon(f): 10:24am On Aug 10, 2009 |
@ v3 what about these: funny but cute Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there by the way what's ur name? Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Hey, do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk before you again . is ur nickname summer ? cuz u r hot Don't you know me from somewhere? Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Is it hot in here or is it you? As she's leaving, Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. P.S only use them if you are stupid pick up lines do not work on most ladies I hate them 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Ben13: 10:25am On Aug 10, 2009 |
Rabbish! they've moved another one here. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 10:37am On Aug 10, 2009 |
sexyLeamon: As long i can use em on u. . .we're good |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by PeeJee(m): 12:37pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Baby can I love you? |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by v3: 12:40pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
PeeJee:Joke of the century!! |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by StudioCFR(m): 12:49pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
i reserve my comment. Lol |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: Mivoh: I am one of the girls that would SLAP you  No, i will laugh first. . . then slap you |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by debest1(m): 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
its kind of difficult to say, because its got to be spontaneous and depend on the circumstance in which you met her, so while all the above lines may be cool, it may not apply to the circumstance. The best line is the one you didnt have time to rehearse, just spontaneous |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nich(m): 1:49pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
@ topic, depends on the time & place. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 2:17pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
empty heads, can't even think eh? |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by clemcykul(f): 2:56pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
hey beiby . . , .*smile briefly and put on a poker face*, i think u are the girl for me |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Ok, How abt this one: ''pardon my forwardeness, i dont mean to stop you, its just that i cant resist asking a beautiful girl like u for your friendship, do you mind? my name is ola and u re?'' if she can tell u her name, then u have got her attention, and the rest as u know is history! Actually, i am planning to use this line some day and i hope it wont fall me! |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by romsky: 3:42pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
of cuz deary u'll get her mama's name & pop's mobile number |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by pchima: 4:02pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
heaven must be misssing an angel cos you are right in front of me, |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by nich(m): 5:19pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
check out the following lines 'copied' from yahoo messenger's audibles 1. hello . . . Cupid called. He says to tell you i need my heart back. 2. so, do you like fat guys with no money? 3. Arrr! your booty shivers me timbers no be me talk o. |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Jeovy(m): 5:35pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
aniola01: 60 Seconds Oga, stammerer like u |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:39pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
gbam! the guy na heavy oyarner |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Nobody: 5:41pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
Jeovy: I could just IMAGINE  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by Jeovy(m): 5:42pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
v3nom4eva: Thank God am a guy |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
. . the end pocket of the crap that follows  |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by netotse(m): 5:55pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
walk up to her smile and say. . . hey. . .i dont have a lot of time and you seem like a really cool person, it'd be cool if we could catch up later. . .can i have ur email(it she doesnt answer she prolly isnt worth it )1 Like |
| Re: If You Have 60 Seconds To Toast A Girl. by lysaa(f): 5:57pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
if she answers that means she's stupid |
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