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Great Tongue Twister! by simdam500(m): 12:29pm On Dec 26, 2012
1. LOVE IS COMPLICATED: Love is not Love without the person who Loves,
without the person who Lovesthere is no Love.
without Love there is no person to Love,
but with Love there is a person to Love.
to Love a person you think you Love,
is a mistake number one in the books of Love.
in the books of Love it quotes"do not Love"
"unless you're Loved by the one you Love"
so search the world for that great Love,
'n when you find it don't fall inlove.
test their Love to be sure u're Loved
then when you're sure,be ready to Love.
we can't stop Love when we start to Love,
so shower ur Lover with all your Love.
a small favour that you can do for Love,
is to return the Love of Your Great Love!
2. TOMORROW'S TODAY IS TODAY'S TOMORROW: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
'n Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today...
But
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Read Carefully.. !
3. 3GUYS NAME: 3 Guys Name
What, Why, 'n When Were Talking
What:Why What R U Doing?
Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.
What:Why?
Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?
What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?
Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?
Why:What? Did I Call You? When?
What & When: What
When:Why Are You Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Call Myself, When?
When:What?
What:...
4. 2FRIENDS SEE & SAW: 2 friends, “see” nd “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea nd “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea nd
“saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...
5. IF YOU UNDERSTAND: If you understand, say"understand".
If you don't understand, say"don't understand".
But if you understand and say"don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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