Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross
The Road?”
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed
the road. We just want to know if the chicken
is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which
will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your
checkbook; internet explorer is an integral
part of eChicken.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into
question.
GOODLUCK EBELE J:
I guess it's a manifestation of our
transformation agenda for fresh air.
Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look
into that and probably grant the chicken
amnesty.
PATIENCE J
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil
behaviourance like that,the only things i can
said is that the chicken can be an prostitute
GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When
there is no light in her house. No fuel in her
car!No food in her stomach! No job to do!
Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools
are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other
side?
HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a
perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The
rationale for the crawling species of the hen
folk for advancing across the Broadway to the
obvious greener side, portray a
phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious
mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric
proposition may be that it is going to cast its
vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence
justifying it subconscious mind that she has
done her civil biddings brou-haha.
A COMMANDANT SOMEWHERE IN NAIJA
The reason my chicken crossed you road is
only going to remain known by one person, I
cannot categorically tell you the reason why
my chicken crossed your road now and only
my oga at the top knows...ehmm... U can also
visit ww.mychickencrossurroad. thats all!