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Plz Read Dis by gadaph(m): 2:32pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
A man went to meet his fatherin law to be & was chewing gum.The farmer in law shouted on him in a harsh voice... Father In Law :- Young man, U're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! Man :- Sir, I only chew gum when i drink or smoke. Father In Law :- U mean u drink & smoke and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage? Man :- Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club. Father In Law :- U club too? Man :- I'm sorry sir, I startedclubbing when i came out of prison. Father In Law :- U've also been in prison before? Omg! Man :- Sorry sir, I went to jailwhen i killed somebody. Father In Law :- What!!! U're akiller Man :- Sir, It happened out ofanger.It was certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. Father In Law :- U are highly welcome my son.U are on the right track. U're absolutely the right man for my daughter. Have ur seat pls n let me get u some kola nut.......lol.. ...GUD AM |
Re: Plz Read Dis by berylLOL(f): 2:47pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
seen. |
Re: Plz Read Dis by cremechic: 3:19pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
dry, too old...... whatever happened to creativity? now we're just recycling.... *walks off* |
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