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Read Dis Joke Guy And Girls But Hold Urself While Laffing / Pls Am Begin If U Hv A Soft Heart Dnt Read Dis,its A Vry Touchin Story<nt a jok> / You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) (1) (2) (3) (4)

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Plz Read Dis by gadaph(m): 2:32pm On Dec 27, 2012
A man went to meet his fatherin law to be & was
chewing gum.The farmer in law shouted on him in a harsh
voice...
Father In Law :- Young man, U're coming to seek my
daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum.
That's a sign of disrespect!
Man :- Sir, I only chew gum when i drink or smoke.
Father In Law :- U mean u drink & smoke and u're here to
seek my daughter's hand in marriage?
Man :- Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.
Father In Law :- U club too?
Man :- I'm sorry sir, I startedclubbing when i came out of
prison.
Father In Law :- U've also been in prison before? Omg!
Man :- Sorry sir, I went to jailwhen i killed somebody.
Father In Law :- What!!! U're akiller
Man :- Sir, It happened out ofanger.It was certain man
that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
Father In Law :- U are highly welcome my son.U are on the
right track. U're absolutely the right man for my
daughter. Have ur seat pls n let me get u some kola nut.......lol.. ­...GUD AM
Re: Plz Read Dis by berylLOL(f): 2:47pm On Dec 27, 2012
seen.
Re: Plz Read Dis by cremechic: 3:19pm On Dec 27, 2012
dry, too old...... whatever happened to creativity? now we're just recycling.... undecided

*walks off*

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