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JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
when the wrong kink-kong enters hong kong along the wrong road only strong prayer in tongues can bring u back among men that can sing songs of james bond. to mourn is like to be born by a don who watches pporn till drowns in the pond. have fun now as soon scarcity will turn even corn to dawn but if u run with an oblong face, your balls may be for pin-pong till they are torn. shun the nun for they are non but wives of john who won visa to meet wukong at london with one slowpoke called james bond. |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:32pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
BIN GEE, YOU DON TURN TO RAPPER? 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 5:59am On Dec 28, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: BIN GEE, YOU DON TURN TO RAPPER? rapper is not wrong but funk i belong as hate junk on my punk. strong groin are often for monks like sean who has gone along with don on the long journey to meet johnny its funny though cunny. |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Ruqaya(f): 7:38am On Dec 28, 2012 |
law of diminishing returns has affected ur joke supplies, I understand bt is dat y u turned a wrapper? |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Laitesmart(m): 7:56am On Dec 28, 2012 |
Ruqaya: law of diminishing returns has affected ur joke supplies, I understand bt is dat y u turned a wrapper?Rapper or wrapper? |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Laitesmart(m): 7:57am On Dec 28, 2012 |
Ona kan o woja lo difa fun teacher to n kope... Bi oni tiri ola o ri bee, lo mu babalawo gba NECO GCE. 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Solodinky(m): 8:10am On Dec 28, 2012 |
me no understand the laugh , una want make i laugh oooo... |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by holyvirgin: 8:26am On Dec 28, 2012 |
Just caught catarrh after reading that poo... Where u actually trying to rap? *sneezes* am outta here mehn |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bunmioguns(m): 11:55am On Dec 28, 2012 |
BG.. .no mind them, if dem continue to hate, dem no get choice than to go ablaze, cos we no dey late, we dey even set the pace, because we believe there could still be space, even from our face, u wil realize that we are Plain. . . . .to be continued make I go drink garri first |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 12:55pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
garri really and truly is very tasty but could make you crazy sweerie dearie, sorry but dont worry bout the tory dem dey tell because of cowries to pay your wife dowrie but for me i am gonna bounce back in grandstyle. |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by luvgurl(f): 2:08pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
dis is crious!!! |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Where is Mikuz? we've got new recruits here o! 1 Like |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bunmioguns(m): 4:31pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: garri really and truly is very tasty but could make you crazy sweerie dearie, sorry but dont worry bout the tory dem dey tell because of cowries to pay your wife dowrie but for me i am gonna bounce back in grandstyle. yeah, we come with a brand new style, because na we dey always fly, every moment with us no dey always dry nd by Jah grace we go make am to d sky. . . .. ... Pls excuse me make i drink d remaining garri |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bunmioguns(m): 11:20pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Yeah BG...see d way we jst dey tangle, jst because we dey for d same angle, some ppl believe say we dey gamble cos they see us as being idle say we jst dey like pot wey no get handle, don't worry, by d time dey see our hurdle, dem go bend their ankle, but we go still remain humble unlike some ppl wey go dey fumble because Baba God created us simple and even looking from our face, u no fit see any pimple |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 6:39am On Dec 29, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Yeah BG...see d way we jst dey tangle, jst because we dey for d same angle, some ppl believe say we dey gamble cos they see us as being idle say we jst dey like pot wey no get handle, don't worry, by d time dey see our hurdle, dem go bend their ankle, but we go still remain humble unlike some ppl wey go dey fumble because Baba God created us simple and even looking from our face, u no fit see any pimple yo, yo yo one two one two buckle my shoe if you mess with Bin Gee or Bunmi you get a sue So true no loo we gonna swim in the pool fool, going to school and yet been ridden like a mule mek i touch your boobs u go feel like ban ki moon i can take you to the sun, venus or the moon love you like scooby doo the cartoon float you like a balloon , sail you like a canoe yo Bin Gee, i rap from morning till noon and no one dare mek i stop soon yo yo yo jackpot, shame unto you dirty baboon...... |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by britneykyute(f): 7:28am On Dec 29, 2012 |
luvgurl: dis is crious!!!ɪ̣̝̇ tƸ̴ll Ɣ☺ΰ. |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 7:43am On Dec 29, 2012 |
britneykyute: chinese on nairaland??....na die be this oooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bunmioguns(m): 8:54am On Dec 29, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: abeg no mind them, dem believe say we no fit win d joker of the year, dt's why dem do everything to create fear, but thanks to baba God who has being fair, if dem no quit hating, dem go get eat up one day by deer, but me go continue to dey enjoy pear with my peer because i knw sey dem no fit dare to stare cos dem knw say i gat baba God as my dear, abeg make I run like hare go get beer, am sorry if u no fit bear. .. |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by BeClever: 9:26am On Dec 29, 2012 |
u dey drink garri, remember to add sugar to avoid ulcer run along don't forget d quick racer u guys r good but not without prayer I hv my way I must buy u a big trailer bros ur garri still remain? no be fight |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 9:52am On Dec 29, 2012 |
BeClever: u dey drink garri, this one wey my king u begging for garri this early morning? hope say u not in a week of mourning quit that habbit or your belly will be running cloning will be the next hear me and quit the yawning its an advice heed and quit the frowning Bin Gee steps on the stage and all WAC emcees fleeing |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by BeClever: 10:36am On Dec 29, 2012 |
comon..comon..I couldn't take this I beg for garri, didn't say hunger bluetooth d garri so ur guy won't suffer quitting d habbit sets me up for real danger broof I still maintian u need prayer to sower u know whether is cold and I need fire I don't tire....peace |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bunmioguns(m): 10:43am On Dec 29, 2012 |
BeClever: comon..comon..I couldn't take this eyaah. . . .though things maybe somehow tight, but wanna advice, nvr lose ur life cos i believe sey d future go dey bright, dt's why i dey always walk in light so dt i go fit prove sey am right even when d haters seems to fight, i go just dey play dem like kite because me and success dey for d same height. .. . Hey!!! I wanna quickly take a bike cos just a slight am gonna miss my flight . ..see yaa |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by holyvirgin: 11:36am On Dec 29, 2012 |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bunmioguns(m): 12:14pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
holyvirgin: Wachisa pichisa pichisa abeg stop huh rap na by force.... if u force ur bf, he can do his worst, because he seem nt to trust us, though he believe dt u and I have been in lust but just advice him not to get burst because baba God don place us first. . ... . |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by bingbagbo(m): 12:16pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
holyvirgin: Wachisa pichisa pichisa abeg stop huh rap na by force.... by force my foot shut up or u get a shoot keep mute u moda4king dude i am born to rap so so astute you are straight like a statute am gonna kick ur arsse and drop you with a parachute will break your tooth lock you up in my car booth yo...yo..yo..yo...you see me Bin Gee rapping from the leaf to the root |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Xymc1(m): 9:15pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Lucario007(m): 12:40am On Dec 30, 2012 |
Everybody i beg make una vamoze, the king don come Dem hear my name, dem shake like person weh wan come I be Igwe for this thing,people dey chew my lyrics like Kola Dem pikin dey enjoy my flow,like say dem dey enjoy Cokacola Make he no suprise u, Lucky na the king, bone all these ajebutters mostly DUSTbingbagbo who too like to showcase his gutter People dey feel me, dey talk about me like say i be Obama like play like play,everybody wan see me like say i be OSAMA This guy no be two,u fit search around the world, i be rare gem That na why everybody dey enjoy ma rap,like say na national anthem Me and una no dey the same class, For my face all una be ant Una no like am,i go spit for una face like woman wey don pregnant From east to west to north to south, my style na classic Make una stop all una yeye lyrics,b4 una go give person headache Make una show sum respect anytime una see my name cuz Me and u no be the same in this rappin' game LUCKY IS BACK! 3 Likes |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by toygod2: 5:59am On Dec 30, 2012 |
hey yo,MR lucky is back. who are those monkies ,trying to sound kinky? I am not wiskid,and i neva went low-key see me flying LOKE,like a rising kite Dont dare try my marriage rites,cos i already bought plenty rice Im so tight,even only my cat will smite you and u might cry. I av got No myth,but my rhymes are bitting. Let me allow these bats, ranting,so i can give them more TACTICS |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by ARareGem(f): 6:45am On Dec 30, 2012 |
Omo, I think I missed my way! Chai! Some people nor sabi rap sha. |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by NEWBIN: 6:45am On Dec 30, 2012 |
yo check it out check it out check out Lucario or whatever why u wearing skirt and blouse you be mouse? or toygod and his gang don come scatter your house u sure say u can stand this bout? Bin Gee steps on the stage and all wac emcees bow ca i pull the crowd and scare everybody around this one no be pound for pound Becas for demma ear haters will my sound spray the money from dollar naira cedi euro to the pound so hey you lucario toygod better quit fooling around else i will singlehandedly shoot you dead pon your compound yo yo yo yo |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by BeClever: 11:48am On Dec 30, 2012 |
yo yo yo .... I no dey yo buyz don de mess for una nika.. if u try me, I go raise ma hand n ma leg and giv u woka all alhaji must come from mecca no be raka lucky, if u trow fire I go quench am with water I don dey rap since wen we dey stay for ghana I no be nwata.....I don de waka.. peace! |
Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by BeClever: 11:54am On Dec 30, 2012 |
comon comon,,,, change the topic to just Rap Battle to attract more view... I go change this shit after u change the topic. yo yo yo yo |
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