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Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:53am On Jul 06, 2009
WoW grin this is a new dawn, let's make it sooooooooooooooooo amusing cheesy

Just come in and make us lafffffffff like never before.
Come in, drop your jokes and get us rolling our clean asses on the floor laughing cheesy

Wishing you a great week in our different offices and cyber cafes grin

Let's Go There cheesy

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Welcome to the Jokes section Amusement Park  grin

laff ya ass off grin grin grin

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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:54am On Jul 06, 2009
A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father,

Son: Daddy, do you know something?

Daddy: No, until you tell me my son

Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session

Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?

Son: No! Iam repeating the class,

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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:08am On Jul 06, 2009
@ benny nice of u.

Now here goes mine.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just

insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.
cool cool

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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:14am On Jul 06, 2009
Lol. . .sure I can predict who that baby is grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 10:32am On Jul 06, 2009
Hi guys,

make I contribute laughter grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:38am On Jul 06, 2009
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.

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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:40am On Jul 06, 2009
Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr

Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:49am On Jul 06, 2009
2 grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Bejo, now I am 73 old and sick a

lot. You have about the same age, is that the same things happened to you?”

“Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.”

“Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?”

“Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant!”
cool cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 10:51am On Jul 06, 2009
sylve,

what da , ?
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:01am On Jul 06, 2009
Jeovybaba, wetin again? cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 11:24am On Jul 06, 2009
fear no let me talk abeg
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by busybody20: 11:32am On Jul 06, 2009
sylve11:

2 grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Bejo, now I am 73 old and sick a

lot. You have about the same age, is that the same things happened to you?”

“Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.”

“Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?”

“Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant!”
cool cool

nice one!
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:36pm On Jul 06, 2009
where is my little dickele cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Jul 07, 2009
@ben
nice thread
@all
lmao!
me i no get joke so make i just dey shine my open teeth ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:05am On Jul 07, 2009
4 an encore get it ryt grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Jul 07, 2009
like this ;d ;d ;d?
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:12am On Jul 07, 2009
wat can u do without me by ya syd

take grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Jul 07, 2009
i get open teeth ;d
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 4:05pm On Jul 07, 2009
house rat don take ya teeth do railway cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 4:17pm On Jul 07, 2009
Good morrin every one here cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 4:27pm On Jul 07, 2009
Lol. . .that has been ya hobby grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 6:43pm On Jul 07, 2009
I love this thread but mental pipu too much grin
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 6:54pm On Jul 07, 2009
Back again:

I love this thread but mental pipu too much grin

afterall u stole the meat from the cooking pot cool

Ben20001:

Lol. . .that has been ya hobby grin

ben good morrin to u especially cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 4:52am On Jul 08, 2009
I got a joke

A very elderly couple appears before a judge.
“Your honor, we want a divorce.”
“A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?”
“I’m 93. She’s 89.”
“And how long have you been married?”
“65 years.”
“And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?”
“We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead.”
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by wanville(m): 5:16am On Jul 08, 2009
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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 5:17am On Jul 08, 2009
please come again I don't understand
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:41am On Jul 08, 2009
Lol. . .the guy can't spoken ingrish wella grin may be he's 93
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 10:55am On Jul 08, 2009
the cant spoken . , . . .

lmao! u try ben
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 11:01am On Jul 08, 2009
don't tell me you saw that with ya half past four cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:05am On Jul 08, 2009
una bulletin tu mush o jare
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:24am On Jul 08, 2009
Good evening everyone! cool
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:25am On Jul 08, 2009
its midnight mister bat

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