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Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:53am On Jul 06, 2009 |
WoW ![]() ![]() Just come in and make us lafffffffff like never before. Come in, drop your jokes and get us rolling our clean asses on the floor laughing ![]() Wishing you a great week in our different offices and cyber cafes ![]() Let's Go There ![]() Tyty, Rommie, Sylve, dani, studio (the refined), ble, Arcani, Mykolo, Gabry, Spencer, Teissys, Abbygal, our clumsy, Lola (if you happen to enter a cafe), Benedictac, Phemour, Sweetliet, and all other tatafos in the house. . . .love y'all. ![]() Welcome to the Jokes section Amusement Park ![]() laff ya ass off ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:54am On Jul 06, 2009 |
A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father, Son: Daddy, do you know something? Daddy: No, until you tell me my son Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship? Son: No! Iam repeating the class, 2 Likes |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:08am On Jul 06, 2009 |
@ benny nice of u. Now here goes mine. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you. ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:14am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Lol. . .sure I can predict who that baby is ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 10:32am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Hi guys, make I contribute laughter ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:38am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again? Husband: No dear. Wife: I'm sure you would. Annoyed husband: Okay, I would. Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed? Husband: Ya, I guess so. Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes. Husband: No, she is taller than you. 3 Likes |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:40am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr Santa: My wife is still scared of water Banta: how come? Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:49am On Jul 06, 2009 |
2 grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Bejo, now I am 73 old and sick a lot. You have about the same age, is that the same things happened to you?” “Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.” “Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?” “Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant!” ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 10:51am On Jul 06, 2009 |
sylve, what da , ? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:01am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Jeovybaba, wetin again? ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 11:24am On Jul 06, 2009 |
fear no let me talk abeg |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by busybody20: 11:32am On Jul 06, 2009 |
sylve11: nice one! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:36pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
where is my little dickele ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Jul 07, 2009 |
@ben nice thread @all lmao! me i no get joke so make i just dey shine my open teeth ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:05am On Jul 07, 2009 |
4 an encore get it ryt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Jul 07, 2009 |
like this ;d ;d ;d? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:12am On Jul 07, 2009 |
wat can u do without me by ya syd take ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Jul 07, 2009 |
i get open teeth ;d |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 4:05pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
house rat don take ya teeth do railway ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 4:17pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
Good morrin every one here ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 4:27pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
Lol. . .that has been ya hobby ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 6:43pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
I love this thread but mental pipu too much ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 6:54pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
Back again: afterall u stole the meat from the cooking pot ![]() Ben20001: ben good morrin to u especially ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 4:52am On Jul 08, 2009 |
I got a joke A very elderly couple appears before a judge. “Your honor, we want a divorce.” “A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?” “I’m 93. She’s 89.” “And how long have you been married?” “65 years.” “And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?” “We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead.” |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by wanville(m): 5:16am On Jul 08, 2009 |
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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 5:17am On Jul 08, 2009 |
please come again I don't understand |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:41am On Jul 08, 2009 |
Lol. . .the guy can't spoken ingrish wella ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 10:55am On Jul 08, 2009 |
the cant spoken . , . . . lmao! u try ben |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 11:01am On Jul 08, 2009 |
don't tell me you saw that with ya half past four ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:05am On Jul 08, 2009 |
una bulletin tu mush o jare |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:24am On Jul 08, 2009 |
Good evening everyone! ![]() |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:25am On Jul 08, 2009 |
its midnight mister bat |
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