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Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:53am On Jul 06, 2009 |
WoW this is a new dawn, let's make it sooooooooooooooooo amusing Just come in and make us lafffffffff like never before. Come in, drop your jokes and get us rolling our clean asses on the floor laughing Wishing you a great week in our different offices and cyber cafes Let's Go There Tyty, Rommie, Sylve, dani, studio (the refined), ble, Arcani, Mykolo, Gabry, Spencer, Teissys, Abbygal, our clumsy, Lola (if you happen to enter a cafe), Benedictac, Phemour, Sweetliet, and all other tatafos in the house. . . .love y'all. Welcome to the Jokes section Amusement Park laff ya ass off 1 Like |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 9:54am On Jul 06, 2009 |
A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father, Son: Daddy, do you know something? Daddy: No, until you tell me my son Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship? Son: No! Iam repeating the class, 2 Likes |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:08am On Jul 06, 2009 |
@ benny nice of u. Now here goes mine. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:14am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Lol. . .sure I can predict who that baby is |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 10:32am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Hi guys, make I contribute laughter |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:38am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again? Husband: No dear. Wife: I'm sure you would. Annoyed husband: Okay, I would. Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed? Husband: Ya, I guess so. Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes. Husband: No, she is taller than you. 3 Likes |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 10:40am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr Santa: My wife is still scared of water Banta: how come? Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 10:49am On Jul 06, 2009 |
2 grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Bejo, now I am 73 old and sick a lot. You have about the same age, is that the same things happened to you?” “Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.” “Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?” “Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant!” |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 10:51am On Jul 06, 2009 |
sylve, what da , ? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:01am On Jul 06, 2009 |
Jeovybaba, wetin again? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Jeovy(m): 11:24am On Jul 06, 2009 |
fear no let me talk abeg |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by busybody20: 11:32am On Jul 06, 2009 |
sylve11: nice one! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:36pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
where is my little dickele |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:02am On Jul 07, 2009 |
@ben nice thread @all lmao! me i no get joke so make i just dey shine my open teeth ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:05am On Jul 07, 2009 |
4 an encore get it ryt |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Jul 07, 2009 |
like this ;d ;d ;d? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:12am On Jul 07, 2009 |
wat can u do without me by ya syd take |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:28am On Jul 07, 2009 |
i get open teeth ;d |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 4:05pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
house rat don take ya teeth do railway |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 4:17pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
Good morrin every one here |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 4:27pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
Lol. . .that has been ya hobby |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Backagain: 6:43pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
I love this thread but mental pipu too much |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 6:54pm On Jul 07, 2009 |
Back again: afterall u stole the meat from the cooking pot Ben20001: ben good morrin to u especially |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 4:52am On Jul 08, 2009 |
I got a joke A very elderly couple appears before a judge. “Your honor, we want a divorce.” “A divorce?” asks the judge, “Ho old are you?” “I’m 93. She’s 89.” “And how long have you been married?” “65 years.” “And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?” “We would have done it sooner, but we decided to wait until the children were dead.” |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by wanville(m): 5:16am On Jul 08, 2009 |
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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sexyLeamon(f): 5:17am On Jul 08, 2009 |
please come again I don't understand |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 10:41am On Jul 08, 2009 |
Lol. . .the guy can't spoken ingrish wella may be he's 93 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 10:55am On Jul 08, 2009 |
the cant spoken . , . . . lmao! u try ben |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 11:01am On Jul 08, 2009 |
don't tell me you saw that with ya half past four |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:05am On Jul 08, 2009 |
una bulletin tu mush o jare |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by sylve11: 11:24am On Jul 08, 2009 |
Good evening everyone! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by romsky: 11:25am On Jul 08, 2009 |
its midnight mister bat |
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