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Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 10:56pm On Dec 27, 2012
Since you blatantly refused my warnings and opened this thread, Dont scroll down coz what you are about to see will surprise you.
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HELLO! I SAID DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

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HEY, DIDNT YOU HEAR ME

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WHY WONT YOU LISTEN, DON'T SCROLL DOWN!

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SMH. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!

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FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP RIGHT THERE!

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WOW!You made it all the way here. Kudos! smiley wink
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grin grin!
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:08am On Dec 28, 2012
Hmmmm...na so your madness don reach?
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:15am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8: Hmmmm...na so my madness carry me reach?
grin
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:19am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz:
grin
dis boy is mad, i swear cheesy
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:23am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
dis boy is mad, i swear cheesy
a mad man is always first to call sumone mad, did I call any names?, no, I didnt!
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:25am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: a mad man is always first to call sumone mad, did I call any names?, no, I didnt!
you are mad, whether you lyk it or not. And i am your special doctor, analyzing your problem...
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:28am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
you are mad, whether you lyk it or not. And i am your special doctor, analyzing your problem...
Nah, you are my Doctors prescription, 3 dose of you daily, morning, aftnoon, night kiss
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:28am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: Nah, you are my Doctors prescription, 3 dose of you daily, morning, aftnoon, night kiss
you want to die young ni...
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:30am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
you want to die young ni...
no, I want to be forever young with you wink
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:31am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: no, I want to die with you wink
you and who? If you die , no probs. Buh me wey never fly overseas, if i die *whistles*
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:37am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
you and who? If you die , no probs. Buh me wey never fly overseas, if i die *whistles*
no worry ya small head, if you die, you go fly go heaven or hell grin all follow for overseas
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:40am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: no worry ya small head, if you die, you go fly go heaven or hell grin all follow for overseas
you no good. Oya go read your book before dey deport you come 9ja where you go resume your hawking of pepper grin
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:45am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
you no good. Oya go read your book before dey deport you come 9ja where you go resume your hawking of pepper grin
na thix kind dream you dey wish for the father of your unborn kids, shooooo shocked
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:47am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: na thix kind dream you dey wish for the father of your unborn kids, shooooo shocked
tah! You and who?
When is the interview sef!
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:50am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
tah! You and who?
When is the interview sef!
me and you naaa, u don begin dey deny me after the Ugandan wig wey I buy 4 you sad..............its next month, actual date has not been fixed
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:53am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: me and you naaa, u don begin dey deny me after the Ugandan wig wey I buy 4 you sad..............its next month, actual date has not been fixed
me ah no dey wear wig so better shine dah your big eyes....you seem relaxed---cool
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 3:57am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
me ah no dey wear wig so better shine dah your big eyes....you seem relaxed---cool
okay, which one do you wear??weavon grin....I dont seem relaxed, I am relaxed, dunno abt cool...bebe, u r intoxicating me with compliments, my head go burst soon
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 3:59am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz:
okay, which one do you wear??weavon grin....I dont seem relaxed, I am relaxed, dunno abt cool...bebe, u r intoxicating me with compliments, my head go burst soon
yu suppose know na-i do attach. Mtchew
i mean relaxed about the interview. Who wan compliment you?
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:03am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
yu suppose know na-i do attach. Mtchew
i mean relaxed about the interview. Who wan compliment you?
heyaaaaaaaaa embarassed, you just bust my bubbles.....well,I got it all planned out, trust me wink
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:05am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: heyaaaaaaaaa embarassed, you just bust my bubbles.....well,I got it all planned out, trust me wink
you got wat all planned out? Tell me kiss
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:10am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
you got wat all planned out? Tell me kiss
I'm taking my time........preparing for the worst but still praying for the best grin
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:13am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: I'm taking my time........preparing for the worst but still praying for the best grin

aw...he wants to propose
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:18am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
aw...he wants to propose
Our Jan8 has gone mad again! cry
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:22am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: Our Jan8 has gone mad again! cry
don't be shy, i won't reject you...(publicly)
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:27am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
don't be shy, i won't reject you...(publicly)
ARE YOU OK
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:27am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: ARE YOU OK
am off to bed
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:31am On Dec 28, 2012
Va Va Voom! smiley
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:32am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: Va Va Voom! smiley
bye! Wen yu eventually go to bed, dream about me chasing yu wit a cutlass, k
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:34am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
bye! Wen yu eventually go to bed, dream about me chasing yu wit a cutlass, k
mad woman tongue
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:36am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: mad woman tongue
i learned from the best grin
Re: Please Do Not Open! by sKeetz: 4:38am On Dec 28, 2012
Jan8:
i learned from the best grin
bad student angry....go to bed joor, ur mates are alredi snoring
Re: Please Do Not Open! by Nobody: 4:41am On Dec 28, 2012
sKeetz: bad student angry....go to bed joor, ur mates are alredi snoring
i learnt well nau...ok am going. Don't push me

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