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Why Do We Drink Water? by ikpuru1234: 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2008
Let's see how this goes.Why do we drink water?
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by Rebellious(f): 9:00pm On Feb 20, 2008
Who said I drink water? Conc. acid is da shit.
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by ogrebuga(m): 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2008
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by ifyalways(f): 9:24pm On Feb 20, 2008
. . .so that ma shit wud be soft. grin
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by MrTurkey(m): 10:36pm On Feb 20, 2008
shit meeen grin
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by TOYOSI20(f): 11:20pm On Feb 20, 2008
Cos, I can't drink sand  embarassed
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by willyede(m): 11:50pm On Feb 20, 2008
cos water no get any mi
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by kronkykay(m): 6:00am On Feb 21, 2008
why should i drink water, wen i can drink liquor
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by gunpoint(m): 7:13am On Feb 21, 2008
kronkykay:

why should i drink water, when i can drink liquor
GBAM!!!
kronkykay, u r recuited!!!
u no nid 2 buy form 4 my army, jst shw my boot camp 4 mendin!! angry

@poster
we dnt drink H2O men, try vodka
angry angry angry
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by kronkykay(m): 7:38am On Feb 21, 2008
chai . . . . . this military system don spoil finish. . . . .

see sarge wey wan recruit general! shocked shocked shocked

i dey come sha, expect me alongside saucekid.

we dey come.
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by gunpoint(m): 8:10am On Feb 21, 2008
@kronky
ok boi!!
dnt join
jst cos of 3wks mendin fa!!
bt u go regret
& kip dat damn kid away!!!
angry angry angry
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by kronkykay(m): 8:14am On Feb 21, 2008
don't be scared sarge. i dey come!
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by ifyalways(f): 7:46pm On Feb 21, 2008
Mr. Turkey:

shit meeen grin
Yeah men,after all d guguru and ekpa,what makes the shit soft if no bi H2O
kommon shit meeeeeeeeeeeeen cheesy
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by kronkykay(m): 11:27pm On Feb 21, 2008
ify u wicked oh
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by benjay1(m): 12:23am On Feb 22, 2008
Nnaa men let me use disi opochunity to inform you pple aboutu my new pure water compin.
The name ofu d pure water is Chinedu purewaters and sons and daughters Inc.

grin
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by gunpoint(m): 6:55am On Feb 22, 2008
@ben-gay
4 sellin tins 4 my land, if i catch u, na edu & pikins pur wata u go drink til u die!!!
bloody igbo man civilian!!!
angry angry angry
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by kronkykay(m): 7:35am On Feb 22, 2008
@ gunpoint

na wah o o o o o o o o o

because ur papa don do mistake will im army uniform give you, u don dey call ben civillian.

boy, count your slugz before you start pulling the trigger oh.
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by benjay1(m): 9:00am On Feb 22, 2008
@Gunpoint, its evident that the last screw wey hold that your brain filled with sawdust don fall off.
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by clemcykul(f): 9:44am On Feb 22, 2008
lol gunny grin grin grin
u guys gat me crackin up in the office grin grin grin grin grin

lol guys keep keppn my dai jolly  grin kiss
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by benjay1(m): 12:27pm On Feb 22, 2008
Anything for miss bla bla bla
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by clemcykul(f): 1:10pm On Feb 22, 2008
yessso my bennie kiss grin grin grin

*grins 4rm ear 2 ear* grin
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by benjay1(m): 1:13pm On Feb 22, 2008
tickles clem's ear and she moans askin for the KOKO.

Hope say Migines no dey around sha ??
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by clemcykul(f): 1:47pm On Feb 22, 2008
ben o ben grin

lo and behold ur koko fits into my ears grin
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by benjay1(m): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2008
ROFLMAO
@Clem U wan deaf ?? How my KOKO wan enter your ear ??
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by kronkykay(m): 2:06pm On Feb 22, 2008
if na your type of koko,. . . . . . . . e go reach 100 of them to fill her ears. . . . .
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by Lohlarh(f): 2:10pm On Feb 22, 2008
, i really dont drink water, but i drink 'his' drops/discharge grin grin grin cool tongue
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by clemcykul(f): 2:13pm On Feb 22, 2008
*lolarh drinks and gets drunk on comes* grin na lie grin
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by Lohlarh(f): 2:23pm On Feb 22, 2008
Clemo, u follow me reach dis thread again? grin

se u understnd d water now, he dey belleful pass wink
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by Lolabbey: 2:26pm On Feb 22, 2008
hmmm paddy mi lorlhar,dis kind tin wey u dey drink sef tire me ooo
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by abise(f): 2:32pm On Feb 22, 2008
we drink water cos we no get choice all the drinks we drink na water dey use mix am directly or indireclty u have to drink water
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by holythug(m): 2:36pm On Feb 22, 2008
@ poster. . .na nite class u attend? cool
Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by clemcykul(f): 2:43pm On Feb 22, 2008
no na midnite

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