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Rating For Guys! by mitwitdot(m): 7:31am On Dec 28, 2012
Babes as u go home for Xmas n new year, this is how to know where guys came back from.
(1) Any guy with too many pictures Α̲̅πϑ plenty story is from London (he has no money)
(2) Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is from China (he has no money and he is not going back)
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (he has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u)
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo, Gabon or Cotonou (he has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA, (they are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho stature is from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to the villa to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink they fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up n down come from Malaysia and en go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money
(11) Any guy with pot belly and drives a 2012 or 2013 Model car is from DUBAI (girls follow them, they have plenty to spend)
Re: Rating For Guys! by Nobody: 7:51am On Dec 28, 2012
mitwitdot:
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up n down come from Malaysia and en go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money
falls from a mango tree

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