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Prayer Point For Guys Only by Smartjeezy(m): 8:31am On Dec 31, 2014
PRAYER POINT FoR GUYS
ONLY..
(1) My father my Father!
Anywhere
any girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU,
God
destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is
using her
breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy
Ghost
fire!
Burn them
(3) Any girl that has vowed
that
she would never
date me, God make her to
see
me
taking her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept
with
5
different men including me
and wants to tie me
down with
pregnancy that is not mine,
God
make her forget my
name!
(5) Any girl that am dating
and
calls me only to tell
me her BIS have expired..
Oh
Lord..
Divert her calls
to "Boko~Haram"...
IN JESUS
NAME
AMEN....
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYZ...
Re: Prayer Point For Guys Only by SirHouloo(m): 9:14am On Dec 31, 2014
Amen....
Re: Prayer Point For Guys Only by Vlip42(m): 11:46pm On Dec 31, 2014
Smartjeezy:
PRAYER POINT FoR GUYS
ONLY..
(1) My father my Father!
Anywhere
any girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU,
God
destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is
using her
breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy
Ghost
fire!
Burn them
(3) Any girl that has vowed
that
she would never
date me, God make her to
see
me
taking her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept
with
5
different men including me
and wants to tie me
down with
pregnancy that is not mine,
God
make her forget my
name!
(5) Any girl that am dating
and
calls me only to tell
me her BIS have expired..
Oh
Lord..
Divert her calls
to "Boko~Haram"...
IN JESUS
NAME
AMEN....
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYZ...

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