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What Would You Do? by seunspice(m): 8:27am On Feb 21, 2008
You are alone in your car, driving through a forest, its almost dusk and suddenly you see it. Would you rather wait or drive through?

Re: What Would You Do? by janami(f): 8:32am On Feb 21, 2008
i will reverse
Re: What Would You Do? by loruz(f): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2008
is this for real?
Hope no be Naija u take dat picture o!
Re: What Would You Do? by clemcykul(f): 3:23pm On Feb 22, 2008
thats kuvvuki land grin

i will surely drive through

cause i hate snakes with unquestionable venom angry
Re: What Would You Do? by brad(m): 4:14pm On Feb 22, 2008
i will kill it.
that's like a week's meat.
Re: What Would You Do? by efuah(f): 4:35pm On Feb 22, 2008
huh shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked geeeeeeeeez!! this thing made me shiver! shocked
Re: What Would You Do? by Lolabbey: 4:52pm On Feb 22, 2008
nna meeeeeeeeeen,

i fear dis kind snake ooo grin
Re: What Would You Do? by jennie1(f): 5:28pm On Feb 22, 2008
i must reverse. if u try running through your tyres may not make it. except u are driver a very very very big trailer
Re: What Would You Do? by MrTurkey(m): 3:31pm On Feb 23, 2008
without wanting to act out any show of braggadacio, and with my innate martial arts abilities that was learned from the many scuffles and encounters of many creatures that had the intention of having me as a palatable meal, i will do the needful. i will put on my bravery armour, wield my legendary sword of courage, gird my loins with girdles of chivalry and engage this fierce monstrousity with a tenth of the powers that was given to me by the ancient warlords of turkeydom. in fact, the worm might ultimately just turn out to be a sparring partner as i doubt if i would break any sweat while defeating it grin
Re: What Would You Do? by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Feb 23, 2008
turkey turkey lol dude ure somin else grin wink
Re: What Would You Do? by AH2MUCH: 7:25pm On Feb 23, 2008
Mr. Turkey:

without wanting to act out any show of braggadacio, and with my innate martial arts abilities that was learned from the many scuffles and encounters of many creatures that had the intention of having me as a palatable meal, i will do the needful. i will put on my bravery armour, wield my legendary sword of courage, gird my loins with girdles of chivalry and engage this fierce monstrousity with a tenth of the powers that was given to me by the ancient warlords of turkeydom. in fact, the worm might ultimately just turn out to be a sparring partner as i doubt if i would break any sweat while defeating it grin



wonders shall never end! a mere TURKEY dareing a boar for a fight. may god deliver sampson from delaila

@ poster
i wait for a trailer to pass by so that maybe it will crush it cos for sure i must go home; not wen ma pretty wife has called me telling me she on the bed dekan (read backward)
Re: What Would You Do? by ifyalways(f): 8:33pm On Feb 23, 2008
brad:

i will kill it.
that's like a week's meat.
LMAO.
@Mr turkey,sure, you present state of mind is mind bothering.U well so
Re: What Would You Do? by janami(f): 9:43pm On Feb 23, 2008
Mr. Turkey:

without wanting to act out any show of braggadacio, and with my innate martial arts abilities that was learned from the many scuffles and encounters of many creatures that had the intention of having me as a palatable meal, i will do the needful. i will put on my bravery armour, wield my legendary sword of courage, gird my loins with girdles of chivalry and engage this fierce monstrousity with a tenth of the powers that was given to me by the ancient warlords of turkeydom. in fact, the worm might ultimately just turn out to be a sparring partner as i doubt if i would break any sweat while defeating it grin


A prince in shining feathers cheesy
Re: What Would You Do? by ifyalways(f): 9:47pm On Feb 23, 2008
@janami where have you been?
don't tell me you  eloped with grow fast ?  tongue
you were missed  kiss
Re: What Would You Do? by topeteadr(m): 9:47pm On Feb 23, 2008
I'd write my will and send it to CLEMCY.
Re: What Would You Do? by janami(f): 10:19pm On Feb 23, 2008
growfast eloped wit a 15yr old girl angry
i ve bin around smiley
Re: What Would You Do? by saucekid(m): 10:34pm On Feb 23, 2008
i go kill am sharply
Re: What Would You Do? by ThugLife1(m): 11:17pm On Feb 23, 2008
I always walk with AK888
Re: What Would You Do? by TOYOSI20(f): 3:12am On Feb 24, 2008
I'll make a quick "u" turn.
Re: What Would You Do? by segunpc(m): 11:26am On Feb 25, 2008
me go just mind my bizness.

i go roll am off the road ,drive my car pass it and roll it back to where it was!

both goes our seperate ways, no one is hurt. wink
Re: What Would You Do? by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Feb 25, 2008
hmm ill use needle and pierce it to death!

yuck! i hate the damn snakes
Re: What Would You Do? by success123(m): 2:11pm On Feb 25, 2008
i will speak in tongue to that snake and believe me that snake will run fast fast back to the where it came from.
Re: What Would You Do? by Migines(m): 3:02pm On Feb 25, 2008
. . Dis a'int nollywood girl.
Re: What Would You Do? by seunspice(m): 6:39pm On Feb 25, 2008
when i was in school, there was this crusade tagged 'operation naked the devil', a lady invited me for the crusade. i promptly told her that i was not going to be engaged in none of that. i have no business with the devil why 'naked' him?
I think that theory applies here. allow the long 'bros' to pass while i hold my clutch and accelerator. i dont need the brakes, i might have to move too suddenly. grin grin grin
Re: What Would You Do? by Migines(m): 10:37pm On Feb 25, 2008
?
Re: What Would You Do? by clemcykul(f): 8:58am On Feb 26, 2008
seun ure making sense wid dat but then a snake is never fit to live.

i just hate dem
Re: What Would You Do? by seunspice(m): 9:04am On Feb 26, 2008
rather leave and let the snake live than stay and let the snake slay ,
Re: What Would You Do? by Lolabbey: 9:13am On Feb 26, 2008
seun whts up?

u too get mouth ooo grin
Re: What Would You Do? by seunspice(m): 9:32am On Feb 26, 2008
na wah for you o!!! which kain mouth i get now, no be true talk i dey yarn
Re: What Would You Do? by Lolabbey: 9:33am On Feb 26, 2008
hmm,dis npass tru talk ooo
Re: What Would You Do? by seunspice(m): 9:55am On Feb 26, 2008
Now who said no long thing?
Re: What Would You Do? by Lolabbey: 9:57am On Feb 26, 2008
long thing 4 dias thread again!!!!!!!!!!!!

na wah ooo

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