hey guyz check this out.
A Doctor once told a man that masturbation helps in having sex. it keeps the orgasm high and so on. On hearing this, the man decided to try it out.
Now, this man works as a cashier in a bank so there wouldn't be much privacy for masturbation, so he thinks of the record room and remembers that the lock got broken last week.
He closes from work frustrated that day and he keeps grumbling to himself until finally, he comes up with an idea. He parked his car by the side of the road and moves under it as if fixing it or something. then he begins to masturbate. he does this for like thirty minutes and he is now close to orgasm when he feels a hand jerking his trousers. because of his orgasm, he doesn't open his eyes but answers "WHAT" the owner of the hand then says "THIS IS A PATROL MAN TALKING TO YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?" the man with the orgasm replies "I'M CHECKING THE AXLE OF MY CAR, IT NEEDS TO BE FIXED" then the patrol man replies, "WHILE YOU ARE DOWN THERE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE BRAKES TOO. YOUR CAR ROLLED DOWN THE ROAD ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES AGO"

hehehehe. prick getting sme cool evening breeze

d man suppose faint

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

yeh! gbese!!

gbese gidi

help! i laffed so hard, my head hurts.

help! i laffed so hard, my head hurts.

Please get some tablets of panadol extra. sorry you hear.

thanks,jare

lol, Now thats something to really laugh at.

after writing that, i had some good laughs too.

:d

comot 4 road jorh

na so u big reach?

okay u be ayan n gbe weight abi

u look take away

@joke
lol that man must be papine

4 once u blvd ur clumsy

*points at lolabbey*

na oga fasola bestow d power uponme nah . , , , .abeg make i enjoy mysef

*chops off dickele's gnarled finger*

u don dey act like say u no like am