17. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

16. Impotence, Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

15. The proctologist called, they found your head.

14. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

13. Save your breath, You'll need it to blow up your date.

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

11. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off.

10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

8. Some people just don't know how to drive, I call these people

"Everybody But Me."

7. Heart Attacks, God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

5. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3. Try not to let your mind wander, It is too small and fragile to be

out by itself.

2. Hang up and drive!

AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!

1. This is naija . . , . . . . . keep your eyes wide open!

tell me some more funny bumper stickers you've seen or would want to see.

I love the If you can read this then I will slam my brakes and sue you.

i mean tell me the ones you've seen on the street or the one you'll love to seee

'I am a winner" Yeh right, how come your cars says different.

hmmm some good stuffs

really good stuff

aisha sweetie hw u doin

Hey Baby, am angry with u

AH, my sweetness why

Am falling out of love with you

ituen had said you two wouldn't last.

aisha abeg quickly fall out of love with him and fall yakata in love with me.

i know my fellow nlanders will surely back me up . . . . . . .

ask ituen for my c.v

hahhhaahah folly na u be dis

kronk pls grab the kokolet seems lyke folly doesnt do his job ryte


awwwww aisha

All you bad belle people, me and baby have kissed and made up. Just some miscommunication.

ohhh thank God u two,

oruka ti dowo naa-------------

am happy for u lol

wish clem will love me too

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Life is just one of those things.

Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.

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Nice

How about this, "5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park."

n dis "Keep America beautiful, swallow your beer cans."

I like this one: Let's not meet by accident. And this: How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT SHIT!

una go kill me with all these bumper stickers ohhhhhhh

hang up and drive

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.


Fat people are harder to kidnap.


Look out - I collect ass-whippings.


When I die I want them to bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.


My state bird is the finger


I read Playboy for the articles and watch Porn for the music


Don't make me use my pepper spray, dork!


Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney


Another Dopeless Hope Fiend


It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.


If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.


Eschew obfuscation.


If you say one more word, I'm going to put my umbrella in your pants and open it.


No machine can do my job until it learns how to eat!


SPECIAL UPDATE! Elvis has just been spotted entering gay night with a HUNKA HUNKA man!


If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I gave it to.


Do NOT start with me - you will not win.


Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.


Is there life before coffee?


Get down on all fours. Okay, now bark like a dog!


Behind every dick is an ass hole.


There's one in every crowd and they always find me.


If it's too loud, you're too old.


Wink. I'll do the rest.


Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.


Who cares who's on board?


Die Yuppie Scum.


I wish I was Barbie - That bitch has everything!


Maybe the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about.


I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.


They say you can't take it with you, But they also can't come and get it!


Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.


I'd rather be over the hill than under it.


Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe.


Nonconformists are all alike.


Who the hell would throw shit at a fan?


Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur


Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.


According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist


Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have.


We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.


End racism, kill everyone


Indians discovered Columbus


If honesty is the best policy, I want a refund!


Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups


Patience, hell give me something to kill!


If you are not the lead truck, the scenary never changes.


All generalizations are false.


Custer got Siouxed


Bad cop, no donut.


The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.


So few Richards, so many Dicks.


DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia


Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!!


I would rather be spanking my monkey.


I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever


Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.


Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.


HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!


We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.


You Will Be Assimilated.


Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!!


Stop continental drift!


The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock


Don't show your public hair, while in pubic.


Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


If I looked interested I'm not


Caution: I know Karate (in small print underneith) and seven other chinese words.


Disco Sucks, Rap Blows


You call me a bitch, as if it were a bad thing!


Don't be a bumper sticker!


I hate bumper stickers!


I smile because I have no idea what's going on!


I can't even drive straight!(decorated by rainbows)


No one is perfect, No one being me.


Selective Hearing: It works for me!!


My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon!


Remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a policeman!


If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?


I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own!


Why do we kill people who kill people just to show people killing people is wrong?


Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!


Do not argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you up with their experience.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


Let's get one thing straight, I'm not!


I say no to drugs but they just don't listen.


Entropy isn't what it used to be


Lets Put the Fun Back in Funeral


If ass holes could fly this place would be an airport


There is no gravity. The earth sucks.


Can't spell worth a shirt


If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have them beaten.


This is small print. If you can read it I can break and sue your ass! Have a nice day.


Why the hell don't they bother writing out love? I "Heart" Horses sure as hell doesn't make sense!


A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey


Do they ever shut up on your planet?


Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.


My idea of camping is when room service is late!


CAUTION: WIDE LOAD! (your mother's in the back!)


This is a bumper sticker.


am smater than avrage chicken

more to come guyz. . . . . . .

keep yourz coming toooo . . . . .

Uncensored Bumper Stickers


1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In MouthAction, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings,"
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken , Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God , Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
34. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong!
35. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
36. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
37. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
38. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
39. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
40. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
41. Ax Me About Ebonics
42. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
43. Boldly Going Nowhere
44. Cat: The Other White Meat
45. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
46. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
47. Heart Attacks , God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
48. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
49. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
50. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
51. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
52. Saw It , Wanted It , Had A Fit , Got It!
53. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
54. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
55. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63. So you're a feminist, Isn't that precious.
64. I need someone really bad, Are you really bad?
65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

wow had a good laff

heyyy kelly joe who art thou

. . . . . . i think he's fallen yakata in love with you

waddayasay?

O boy, u wan finish posting space?

No make seun see this one oh. Even if we dey post for free, make u no finish am

kronkay, , , . . . . haba

kronk i no noe 4 dat kelly joe

hmmm