AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 bourbon
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox


AGE SEDUCTION LINE
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiance is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.


AGE FAVOURITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping


AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."


AGE FAVOURITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave


AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17


AGE IDEAL DATE
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 "Just come over."
48 "Just come over and cook."
66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.


THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser


AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to colour my hair
48 Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 Need to have Francois colour my wig


AGE FAVOURITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping


AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"


AGE FAVOURITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man


AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66


AGE IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

lmao keep it kronking

Big lie,

Hillarious

very funny.

heyyy dats too much

Kronkay Longest time.

longtime my bros!

how have u been? them don release you from that ghanian boutique. i hope say u learn how to sell clothes oh.

coz i wan open one okrika shop for you at aba.

welcome!

@kronkykay Man no be small thing ooo.
I had a tough experience @ dat shop oo because as time begin go, all the sales personnels (females) wanted to have a taste of the naija KOKO

and as a good christian i cudn't say no

Cool

and as a good christian i cudn't say no

u don start again oh. . . . . . . .i hope say dem no go come carry u for 9ja here say make u come pack ur children ohhhhh

LOL

lol kronk

sure say he never the cafe babes? coz i no trust ben koko again it can do and undo

u cant tell oh, . . . . . .

the last time wey ituen wan tie the thing down from going astray, na ituen g/f suffer am. . . . . .

na after 9momths we see ben jr.

na correct banger he be

i been hear say na D'banj brova he be

for wheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

d'banj dey learn work for ben office.

i see im advert for street last week

[size=32pt]GET PREGNANT IN 2WEEKS

CALL BEN ON 080-SHAVE-ALL-OFF[/size]

@kronkykay you forgot to add our office time.

[size=8pt]MONDAY - SUNDAY, WE OFFER 24HRS SERVICE [/size]

chei dat na bla bla bla office

i fit come around

@Clem for your sake dearie, we might offer 50% discount.

heheeehhe tanks dear, i don change mind o

kronky. . . .you wan bomb this land

@clem

where u dey change mind? who sell the mind spare parts to you?

girl, better wash up and start coming to the office now

@ sauce

na MEND i wan invite!

lol kronk

am bla bla bla full no need checkn on u guys

c'mon girl, . . . . . . .

u know you can naver have enuff bla bla bla with miggy's thing that ain't bigger than his last finger. . . . .

come try our new fomular. . . . . .yu can come with ur friends if u wanna. . . . .

hurry up. . . . while offer lasts

Ben, can I go in and out without the pregnancy package? Is there just the pleasure offer?

ofcourse yes! just come clean!

Bad bad boys and bad bad girls

I will tell mummy for you

sorry boi, . . . . .

. . . . mummy is bizi in the office

. . . With her boss blowing a job wild.

why do i have the feeling that we are talking about ituen's mum here ?

AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17

lol some times they end up not getting married at all

@ben
its a very funny feeling.

@ you guyz are the only pple with this feeling ooh

i no dey there oo