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According To Akpors University Of Lies by ohisgycreative(m): 3:34pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold6 cost more than a black BB Bold6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. -LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup. -A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this food no done'. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'. -A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers'. -A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says 'mummy I want to piss'. -STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or like...... Compliment of the Season's to you All...... 1 Like |
Re: According To Akpors University Of Lies by engrdonatus: 7:43pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Badbelle is wen you chop for egg since 3day and refuse to shit and you won con release am for lecture hall [color=#990000][/color] 2 Likes |
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