Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his class,but she belonged to someone else.One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you,but the girl said NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.30 mins goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend 2 call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!!

Ohh boy, talk about awesomeness,

now that is the best quicky ever

hey i posted this joke here, did you search before posting or are you the girl's boyfriend?

no. someone sent it to my mail box and i love it.

the bobo just made sure that he got value 4 his money.
the chick must have really liked it; to wait long enuf to pick everthing up !

l.o.l

great one

He must have had enough time to go for two maybe. Really spooky but intelligent.

Nice one.