Naija Pose takes a crazy journey into the match-making world. We took wild guesses and imagined what the babies of some celebrities would look like if they mistakenly or intentionally ended up together. It’s imaginary, unreal, therefore these matches/combinations should not be taken seriously.

1. Don Jazzy and Toolz



Meet Don Sigo, the imaginary baby from the union of Don Jazzy and Toolz. This is improbable but if it happens we would be glad to have such a cutie among us. He has his mum’s lips and his father’s nose.
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2. Linda Ikeja and I go Dye



Due to I go dye’s high level of wowority, we expected the union to birth some Atutupoyoyo (wowor genes are usually dominant). However, Linda Ikeji’s genes are dominant to have such a cute baby girl. We named her Lilian (something close to what her mother’s name sounds like). We felicitate with the families of Linda and I go dye.
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3. Iyanya and Tonto Dikeh



If Iyanya really left Yvonne Nelson for Tonto Dikeh, then he might have to reconsider his actions and find a non-celeb. This child, Tiyanya does not seem to be too pleased that her father is always travelling worldwide performing songs and her mum is nowhere to be found, probably in one movie location in Nigeria. She needs attention. She’s still cute though.
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4. MI and Eva Alordia



Eva is a pretty tall girl. MI is a handsome, brief guy. We believe that the union of the two rappers would birth this pretty child. Her name Eve Abaga. Her expected career path would be rap music, public speaking and law (maybe).
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5. Flavour and Tiwa Savage



Ugo is one of the cutest babies of 2012. We aren’t surprised about his level of cuteness as he is a product of Tiwa’s relationship with Flavour. We thought as much. There seemed to be this magical chemistry between them during the shooting of the remix video of “Oyi”. Congrats two of you.
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6. Lynxx and Beverly Naya



These couple were on naijaPOSE’s list for the Most Kissable Celebrities in Nigeria and a lot of people seemed to agree with the rating that the deserved spots on the list. However, we are a little concerned that this kid (Anita) didn’t turn out as cute as we expected because her parents are so fine. We would have asked the couple to take a paternity test but the baby was delivered in naijaPOSE hospital. We understand that babies sometimes look like their distant relatives so we wont complain.
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7. Chidi Mokeme and Agbani Darego



Why are people surprised? Agbani is really Bob Mokeme’s mother. The A-list actor hooked up with the Ex- Miss World in Jupiter when they visited space last year. We were surprised when Agbani mentioned that Chidi is Bob’s father. Well, this entertainment industry is just unpredictable. Congrats to both of them.
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8. Genevieve Nnaji and D’Banj



We thought it was unlikely that Genevieve would want to have another baby until D’Banj started calling her his Mamalet and that Opeoluwa in the picture above is his babylet. This D’banj guy feels he can remote control us from USA abi. No problem.
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9. Denrele and Karen



What a beautiful girl from such an unpredictable couple. We learnt her name is Michelle Edun. We were taken aback by this news as too many rumours about Denrele being gay filtered to us. We now understand that gay means happy. Denrele is a happy guy, he demonstrates it in a unique way. We are glad that he does women. His daughter is so cute. My son should marry her.
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10. Munachi Abii and Modenine



Hahahahahaha. We can’t stop laughing. See, matters of the heart her inexplicable. We heard this two had a face off sometime ago. Little did we know that they were secretly playing love. Thanks to the futuristic eyes of naijaPOSE, we deduced that Muna will be giving birth this moment and the ultrasound revealed what the baby will look like. Wonders shall not end.
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Disclaimer: This information is absolutely untrue and intended for humor. This is purely fiction and a figment of imagination. naijaPOSE bears no responsibility for any misconception resulting from not reading it thoroughly.

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And I really see why it shouldn't be taken seriously.

How can Don Jazzy and toolz(abi na weapon) have an onyino baby?

Mscheew.

freecocoa: And I really see why it shouldn't be taken seriously.

How can Don Jazzy and toolz(abi na weapon) have an onyino baby?

Mscheew.

[color=soyouquotedme]Can someone simulate a possible picture for freecocoa and K2039 [/color]

Thank God is just for laughs. No 8 and 10 got me cracking!!

Kai. That Flavour baby get him forehead true true lol.

freecocoa: And I really see why it shouldn't be taken seriously.

How can Don Jazzy and toolz(abi na weapon) have an onyino baby?

Mscheew.

Lmao. As we talk am before na graphics simulation. Who talk say dem be oyinbo? Most times kids take a very fair complexion when they are kids till the African sun shines on them. The only exceptions we have in dis case is Muna/Modenine's child who has obstinately decided to grab his father's ebony skin tone.

they all look like they have down syndrome

M.I and Eva had the cutest baby!! I see u M.I, much love

Let me just add that the program used suck big time!!

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Buh none of Dem Looks Like deir parents



Btw! Dats GoLdie not Karen

Tiyanya got me rotflamo.

What of Jakumo and Calotti baby? Pls let's see that too.

Eze Promoe:
Welcome back!

Thanks boo!

I disagree on many levels

1. Karen and Denrele can not create a pretty kid like that

2. Lynxx can NEVER produce a kid that ugly, even if he marries Karen Igho, his genes will create subsidy

3. That kid repping Flavour and Tiwa Savage doesn't do justice to either of them

4. How can D'banj and Genny produce THAT? I may not be a fan of the Koko master, but that is too much of an insult for them.

As for Tonto and Iyanya and Modenine and Muna, jesu christi are those aliens from Mars?

Um

Lafs in king kong's voice...huhahuhahahuhehehaa, i mu$t report yhu 2 my UncLe modenine ___



i dey ccum, make i go help my self wit thiz hot tea & G2(Garri)


ju$t wait!!

Denrele n karen had the cuttest...

btw i thought MI was with Waje

killuminati: guy for dis place?

Guy why na

LWKMD!!! ROTFLMAO!!! D Worst and D UGLIEST Is LYnXX and BEVERLY NAYA BABY... Damn! Dts Gross!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Make una do seun and mukina baby.

RUBBISH

How come almost all the babies are almost white or half cast and non of the parents are ? Oyibo by force!

freecocoa: And I really see why it shouldn't be taken seriously.

How can Don Jazzy and toolz(abi na weapon) have an onyino baby?

Mscheew.

Bad photoshop. All of them get mature faces, they didnt look like babies. None was cute.

Btw, where Psquare pikin with Sasha or chidinma

Lol

To be forewarned is to be forarmed,make none of d celebs try dis unions o,else na atutupoyoyo dem go born

freecocoa: And I really see why it shouldn't be taken seriously.

How can Don Jazzy and toolz(abi na weapon) have an onyino baby?

Mscheew.

Not hard...if Don Jazzy has help.

@ #10

Wickedness in HIGH PLACES! .

That Muna chic is so sweet that I'll do her in every opening she has. Very sensual voice too.

@ #9

Denrele and Karen - bad, bad pair!

Scary!!! They all remind me of Chucky the psychopathic doll!

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