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Correct Definations Of Some Terms With Perfect Examples by petokey: 5:32pm On Jan 04, 2013
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.


-NEMESIS is when you submityour
answer sheet with your expo inside.


-LONG THROAT is when you take
a girl out on a sunny day & she
orders for a
hot plate of pepper soup.


-A WITCH is that girl that eats
nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says
sorry I'm on my
period.


-OVERSABI is when you are eating saladwith a girl & she says 'honey, this food no done'.


-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl & she says 'honey I'm
hot, can you
please roll down the glass'.


-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that
sees you eating &
says 'my mummy said I shouldn't
take food from
strangers'.


-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.


-STINGYNESS is when you finish
reading this and you refuse to
COMMENT or
like

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Re: Correct Definations Of Some Terms With Perfect Examples by jpilata(m): 10:15pm On Jan 04, 2013
Keep d good work.thanks
Re: Correct Definations Of Some Terms With Perfect Examples by petokey: 2:23am On Jan 05, 2013
So 70viewers are stingy in nairaland? Niaja in trouble.
Re: Correct Definations Of Some Terms With Perfect Examples by bashydemy(m): 5:22am On Jan 05, 2013
copy rat
Re: Correct Definations Of Some Terms With Perfect Examples by petokey: 6:48am On Jan 05, 2013
bashy_demy: copy rat
shattap it was only a coincidence
Re: Correct Definations Of Some Terms With Perfect Examples by bashydemy(m): 6:15pm On Jan 06, 2013
petokey:
shattap it was only a coincidence
SO thats why you dey bark like Dog?

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