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How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 6:57pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
so beautiful and dignifying. |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 6:59pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
rotfl. This should be in joke sec. "She is a woman"? |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
FL Gators: women are always wrong my dear |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 7:07pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
please see me peter. you my friend are a genius |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 7:14pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
can the mod please move this thread to the joke section. |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 7:15pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 8:07pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
ROTFLMAO @peter bawomolo: |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Moyola(f): 8:11pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
Phunie!! |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Dclique(m): 8:38pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
What?, lmao, Rotflmao, Mehn, ths is new generation math |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 9:13pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
FL Gators: i dey lie? |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 9:15pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
bawomolo:Yes, liar liar. |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 9:21pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
man i feel a little more intelligent at the moment |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by C2H5OH(f): 9:23pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
lol |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 9:25pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
ROTFLMAO @ "C" If in doubt, bubble c |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 9:27pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
peter nguyen is definitely on the dean list |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by C2H5OH(f): 9:27pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
bawomolo:MWAHAAAA |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by oyinda3(f): 10:26pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
this peter nguyen kid sef haha he's good, and mr guitierez's handwriting is very girlyy lol very cute indeed. |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Dclique(m): 11:15pm On Aug 18, 2009 |
I jst cant stop laughing o! Pls stop al ths. |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 1:28am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 1:30am On Aug 19, 2009 |
bawomolo:rotflmao |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 1:34am On Aug 19, 2009 |
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Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 1:38am On Aug 19, 2009 |
rotflmao |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 1:49am On Aug 19, 2009 |
see me asap chei these kids would send their teachers to an early grave |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 1:59am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by Nobody: 2:06am On Aug 19, 2009 |
bawomolo: ROTFLMAO. . . . OH GOSH |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 2:10am On Aug 19, 2009 |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by platinumnk(f): 2:42am On Aug 19, 2009 |
i have been crying for the last few mins! Laughter will killme o |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 8:05pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by bawomolo(m): 2:34am On Aug 20, 2009 |
thanks for moving my thread mods |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by TheSeeker(m): 2:55am On Aug 20, 2009 |
These are really funny. I can't stop laughing! If some people could actually write these, I'm definitely intelligent |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by baybbootz(f): 8:48am On Aug 20, 2009 |
ROTFLMFAO, H3H3H3H3H3H3 i wish i saw ds b4 my exams similar questions, mschewwww i wasted 45 mins stressing my brain bt me n peter came out wif d same result, , |
Re: How To Fail Exams With Dignity (examples Inside) by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Aug 20, 2009 |
@all lmao this is damn too hilarious |
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