so beautiful and dignifying.

rotfl.

This should be in joke sec.

"She is a woman"?

FL Gators:

rotfl.

This should be in joke sec.

"She is a woman"?

women are always wrong my dear

please see me peter. you my friend are a genius

can the mod please move this thread to the joke section.

ROTFLMAO @peter

bawomolo:

women are always wrong my dear

Phunie!!

What?, lmao,
Rotflmao,
Mehn, ths is new generation math

FL Gators:

ROTFLMAO @peter

i dey lie?

bawomolo:

i dey lie?

Yes, liar liar.

man i feel a little more intelligent at the moment

lol

ROTFLMAO @ "C"

If in doubt, bubble c

peter nguyen is definitely on the dean list

bawomolo:

MWAHAAAA

this peter nguyen kid sef  haha he's good, and mr guitierez's handwriting is very girlyy lol very cute indeed.

I jst cant stop laughing o!
Pls stop al ths.

bawomolo:

rotflmao

1) Classical Studies
Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin

2) Biology
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie

3) General Studies
Question: Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friends watch. Think of an appropriate question he could ask them.
Answer: How much TV do you watch?

4) Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones

5) Biology
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
Answer: Early death

6) Geography
Question: What are the Pyramids?
Answer: The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain

7) Biology
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television   

English
Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realize her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake.

9) Geography
Question: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
Answer: Homeless   

10) Religious Studies
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony

11) Biology
Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit

12) Physics
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire

13) Geography
Question: Define the term “intensive farming”.
Answer: It is when a farmer never has a day off.

14) Maths
Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal.
Answer: 7.8

15) Geography
Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar

16) General Studies
Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone’s life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.
Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation

17) History
Question: What was introduced in the Children’s Charter of 1908?
Answer: Children

18) Business Studies
Question: Explain the word “wholesaler”.
Answer: Someone who sells you whole items – eg, a whole cake

19) Geography
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria

20) Geography
Question:What artificial waterway runs between the Mediterranean and Red Seas?
Answer: The Sewage Canal

21) Geography
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse.

22) Maths
Question: Expand 2 (x + y)
Answer: 2 ( x + y )
2 (  x  +  y  )
2 (   x    +    y   )

23) Business Studies
Question: Assess Fashion House pls’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?
Answer: No. People from Birmingham aren’t very fashionable.

24) History
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.

25) History
Question: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer: Unusual names.

rotflmao

see me asap






chei these kids would send their teachers to an early grave 

bawomolo:

ROTFLMAO. . . . OH GOSH

i have been crying for the last few mins!

Laughter will killme o

thanks for moving my thread mods

ROTFLMFAO, H3H3H3H3H3H3
i wish i saw ds b4 my exams similar questions, mschewwww i wasted 45 mins stressing my brain bt me n peter came out wif d same result, ,

@all
lmao
this is damn too hilarious