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Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by lavita2(f): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Monday: We are back from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Chuka . Today I made moin moin and the recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs separately '. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. D moin moin turned out fine though. Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, 'Serve without dressing'. So I didn't dress. But Chuka happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them. I think it was the salad. ... Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe, which said, 'Wash thoroughly before steaming d rice'. So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved d rice anyhow. Thursday: Today Chuka asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.' I hunted all over the place for a garden with a bed of lettuce and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. CHUKA came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I'll try and be supportive. Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, 'Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it'. Beat it I did, to my mother's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it. Saturday: Chuka went shoppin today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Chuka saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out 'Why me? Why me? A friend sent it to me. LMAO |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by trixandra(f): 11:25pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
wow... that's nice. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by trixandra(f): 11:26pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
wow... this is nice. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by EfemenaXY: 7:23am On Jan 05, 2013 |
Lol! Nice 1 @ poster, thanks for sharing But I think this thread belongs to the Jokes Section, don't you? 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by Nobody: 7:58am On Jan 05, 2013 |
Lol,cute.well thats how couple start to grow and bond,learn from each other and make mistakes with each other before inlaw dramas and marital stress starts taking its toll on marriage.(dont get carried away o! Am not married,am just saying my own) |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by 400billionman: 3:47pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
lavita2: Lie Muhammed. I see you eyeing Igbo boy |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by Kimoni: 4:01pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Nice one |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by bukatyne(f): 4:04pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Had to read it to my colleagues See laughter |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by 3rdlegxxx(m): 4:05pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
omo see serious laughter, iyawo had no idea nor clue she was doing it all wrong, following recipes when the basic understanding was missing.. .. just so you guys know, i can't cook |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by Nobody: 4:19pm On Apr 15, 2018 |
Lol... This needs to grace front page...... 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Apr 15, 2018 |
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Re: Diary Of New Iyawo (wife)!! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Apr 16, 2018 |
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