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Iyawo Poly-bag! by jeffizy(m): 6:21pm On May 17, 2013 |
[b] I am simple and i take life simple too. Hence, im sharing the funny side of some ladies. It's weekend,(TGIF),and this is the period the ladies in my topic are at their very best! Scene 1 : Picture a nicely dressed lady with headgear that can compete with dstv dish. Seated at a wedding reception and looking quite dignified, well , until the food starts coming in trays. Scene 2: dignified lady starts becoming active. She calls all the ushers/caterer in desperate tones. "I have'nt been served food since i got here' she laments. But with her is a huge poly-bag she keeps stuffing with every food available. She's got all the various colored rice in her bag! It's funny when you see some people ,while appearing so urbanized and all,turn feisty at the sight of free food. They hide plates beneath table and same go for the drinks too. Haba! Im not even talking about the under privileged men and women who manage to by-pass your security just to come and pick at left overs,but those who can afford to even drive themselves over to the party. As the weekend starts, remember to take note of that glutton beside u. Man o,woman o,all join. N.B: kindly avoid been stained with soup oil too.These kind of people are usually careless.[/b] 1 Like |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by Nobody: 10:05pm On May 17, 2013 |
OP, try and have a open mind, has it occurred to you that hunger knows no boundary Maybe they are hungry! Everyone gets hungry once awhile. |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by RoyalRoy(m): 3:13am On May 18, 2013 |
Vikin: OP, try and have a open mind, has it occurred to you that hunger knows no boundary Hahahaha, hungry guests abound in parties for real. I know a woman, my aunt, she doesnt believe in eating just a plate of food at parties. The first plate they serve her will be placed under her chair. Usually rice. Then she collects a second plate, amala or pounded yam. Her reason? She bought aso ebi so she must eat commiserate with how much she spent on the aso-ebi. You don see where person go party looking very fit and agile, then return so slow and sluggish? Thats my aunt. |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by jeffizy(m): 3:14am On May 18, 2013 |
Vikin: OP, try and have a open mind, has it occurred to you that hunger knows no boundaryI love your perspective. But you see some people you know are averagely comfortable hustling real hard for extra plates to the detriment of other guests. |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by Nobody: 4:03am On May 18, 2013 |
jeffizy:True that! Has it occurred to you that they may have a hungry cousin who couldn't attend due to transportation. Or maybe the other guest are not too hungry and can afford mr Biggs nearby! This is Nigeria we are talking about where poverty is still high and law and order works little. Why not the celebrant get ppl dedicated for sharing refreshment, like that it serves its purpose |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by Nobody: 4:04am On May 18, 2013 |
Royal Roy: Let her take, next time make the food plenty! |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by slimyem: 4:08am On May 18, 2013 |
Royal Roy:Do I know you? We seem to share the same aunt. Highly educated and supposedly polished too but when it comes to "party rice",my aunt nor dey carry last too. On days when she can't attend the party and her husband gets to,she'd be like, "MD(my dear),e joo e bami gbe rice ati eran wa o " though. The husband just shakes his head and/or ignores her most times. Gluttony,selfishness,greediness-the explanation for people like that. |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by Nobody: 4:26pm On Apr 15, 2018 |
lol... I don't think taking of food in nylon will stop lol... I don't think taking of food in nylon will stop lol... I don't think taking of food in nylon will stop 3 Likes |
Re: Iyawo Poly-bag! by 234GT(m): 11:24am On Apr 21, 2018 |
It's just greed. |
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