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Is SATAN Male Or Female???? by bingbagbo(m): 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2013
Akpors was in church on 31st night and pastor was prophesying ..

Pastor: Now i prophesy to you somebody, this year is your year of restoration, you will own a jeep this year, if u believe it say "i will own a jeep this year"

Congregation: " I will own a jeep this year"

Akpors: "i will own a jeep this year "

Pastor: Now i prophesy, to all those that are not married, you will be married this year , now if you believe it, say "i will be married this year "

Akpors: i will be married.....just as Akpors was about to finish, he suddenly remembered his wife was standing by him, gazing angrily preparing a blow ..

so Akpors quickly said.......




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." sorry, i mean I WILL BE WORRIED THIS YEAR " grin grin
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Akpor's wife: you are very lucky u didnt complete it angry





his wife gave him six lashes when they got home grin grin grin grin


* farts twice* grin grin grin grin grin grin........this blockbuster is dedicated to all women who are currently seeing their menses grin.....happy easter to you allllll grin

Re: Is SATAN Male Or Female???? by larride(m): 4:30am On Jan 07, 2013
LOL

Re: Is SATAN Male Or Female???? by bunmioguns(m): 5:56am On Jan 07, 2013
What a good way to start dis monday morning. .. grin grin grin grin. . . .
Re: Is SATAN Male Or Female???? by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:59am On Jan 07, 2013
Hahahahahaha. Nice one man!
Re: Is SATAN Male Or Female???? by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:33am On Jan 07, 2013
bin gbagbo: Akpors was in church on 31st night and pastor was prophesying ..

Pastor: Now i prophesy to you somebody, this year is your year of restoration, you will own a jeep this year, if u believe it say "i will own a jeep this year"

Congregation: " I will own a jeep this year"

Akpors: "i will own a jeep this year "

Pastor: Now i prophesy, to all those that are not married, you will be married this year , now if you believe it, say "i will be married this year "

Akpors: i will be married.....just as Akpors was about to finish, he suddenly remembered his wife was standing by him, gazing angrily preparing a blow ..

so Akpors quickly said.......




.
.
.
." sorry, i mean I WILL BE WORRIED THIS YEAR " grin grin
[color=#000099]

Akpor's wife: you are very lucky u didnt complete it angry





his wife gave him six lashes when they got home grin grin grin grin


* farts twice* grin grin grin grin grin grin........this blockbuster is dedicated to all women who are currently seeing their menses grin.....happy easter to you allllll grin

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