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True Facts 'bout Akpors by pmm3(m): 11:05pm On Jan 30, 2013
If Akpors was Adam,he wil neva let God take his rib 2 creat eve

If Akpors was Abel,he wil neva let himself get killed by cain

If Akpors was a Bokoharam member,he wil neva let his body blow off with the bomb

If Akpors was a Rapist,He wil neva contact S.T.D

If Akpors was an slowpoke, he wil neva let himself be intimidiated by an slowpoke/non-slowpoke

If Akpors was a vegeterian,he wil alway eat meat secretly

If Akpors was a Rat,he wil neva b caught/Killed by the Cat

If Akpors was a Christmas goat,He for don escape sinc "idiots com kil mak i c"

If Akpors was a Hen/fowl,he wil neva let himself get killed,bt if unfortunatly killd,he wil nev let Childrens eat his Head

If Akpors handwork was 4.1.9,he for don dupe almost every1 both 4.1.9 members/non-4.1.9

If Akpors was a lawyer, he for don sue evry1 even a beggar

If Akpors was a Criminal,he wil neva let himself get caught talk more of executed

If Akpors was a manufactura,there wil be thremendous scarcity of commodity

If Akpors was an Ant,he wil be the most laziest ant ever seen/known

If Akpors was a clock,he for don deciev evry1

If Akpors was a Refree,the winnin team wil b playin 10 against 6 player,stadium empty

If Akpors was a Bed,na only young girl go sleep on him..

If Akpor war a solider,he wil be carry Gun wit no bullet

If Akpors was a conductor,he wil collect ur money wont giv u change,if u complain, 1 slap

If Akpors was a fool,akpor has alwayz been a fool or ARE U A LEARNER?......

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Re: True Facts 'bout Akpors by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:25pm On Jan 31, 2013
Nice collection

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