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Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by ezesun(m): 10:15pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
One afternoon a husband arrivedhome with sad news for his wife. HUSBAND: "Dear, I just received a call, mother (mama) passed away.Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go." WIFE: A list won't be necessary; we'll just get 2cabbages & 2 litresof cooking oil." HUSBAND: "Is it going to be enough?" WIFE: "No need to waste money, of course it’s going to be enough!" They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 litresof cooking oil, the husband askedhis wife again if that was all. She emphasized the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They then hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home. WIFE: "Where are we going? I thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away." HUSBAND: "Yes we are; it’s YOUR mother who passed away." WIFE (shocked & crying): "But that grocery is not enough! Let’s go back andget some more stuff!" HUSBAND: "NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!" MORAL OF THE STORY: Whatever you want done to you, do it to others as well. |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:17am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Nice'joke'. |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by ezesun(m): 1:34pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous:thanks. |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by tonyfred(m): 2:38pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
;DVery nice |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by toygod2: 11:13pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Serves her right...............Good joke bro |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by Ruqaya(f): 10:20am On Jan 10, 2013 |
interesting story |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jan 10, 2013 |
Hehe |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by ezesun(m): 6:47am On Jan 11, 2013 |
tonyfred: ;DVery nicethanks. |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by ezesun(m): 6:48am On Jan 11, 2013 |
toygod2: Serves her right...............Good joke brothanks. |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by ezesun(m): 6:49am On Jan 11, 2013 |
Ruqaya: interesting storythanks. |
Re: Woman Are More Jealous Than Akpos by ezesun(m): 6:49am On Jan 11, 2013 |
El Guapo: Hehehi! I'm right here. |
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