Last night was my birthday
eve, sleep eluded me. I was so
engrossed with the priceless
birthday gift my virgin
girlfriend plans to offer me.
She promised to let me pounce
on her virgin thighs as a
birthday gift to me. Men!
What better gift can a man
ask for...she was a pure and
sure virgin, unfingered,
unkissed, untouched...sweet
right?
if you would permit me to use
that wrong vocabulary.
Before then, she has been
seducing me for the past ten
months with erotic notes,
talks and texts...like..."hey
baby my young thighs are
waiting for you to separate
them...hmmm i'm so Hot
for you baby....i want you
inside of me...when I make a
move she'll say...HEY! WAIT
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE
IT!"
and all that but isn't all that
torment meant to make me
go round the bend? Anyway I
waited patiently for my
birthday to come and here
it's, it's has arrived safely.
My DRAGON and me
On that fateful day, I woke
up like the way everyone
wakes up on their birthday. I
sauntered to the sitting room
with eyes aching for more
sleep. My family behaviours
that morning was so odd and
strange. "But today is my
birthday. Where are my
gifts, wishes and kisses from
my loving family?" I checked
the calendar to be certain it's
my birthday. It's my
birthday certainly. All I got
from my loving family was
"Hello son, hi big brother,
morning cousin..." men! I
think my family need a
medical surgery...i mused...
Anyway, my virgin
girlfriend has it all planned
out for me. Who cares about
what my family does I have
a cunt to hunt
Later in the day my virgin
girlfriend ringed me..."hi
baby your birthday gift is
waiting for you. I'm home
alone in my room. Come
quickly please, before I
change my mind"... Oh boy
eh my guys I use dana
airlines land for her room oh.
The zero hour has finally
graced me. A moment I need
to zero in on my virgin
girlfriend. I got to her room it
was so dark. "I'm here in the
room" she said with an erotic
voice. "Give me a jiffy before
you flick the light on.....okay
i'm done. Switch the lights on
so I can see those young
virgin thighs...I need to make
love to you like crazy until
your goddam! Crippled Father
hears your scream. On the
light baby!" I vibrated.
The lights was switched on,
and WO it was her father on
the switch. The room was
filled with my family, her
family, our church members,
school mates, neighbour and
much more.
And I was standing in front
of all of them NAKED
carrying a CARTON OF
CONDOM on my head. I had
one in my mouth and few
were on the floor. Men!

What would you do to your
girlfriend later if it was you?
For me, when I'm done
dreaming, I'd wake later and
tell my wife the dream I had
about her when she was my
virgin girlfriend

laugh wan kill me.nice

This is hilarious[color=#770077][/color]

yommy78: This is hilarious[color=#770077][/color]

Funny!

What did you plan to do with the carton? Blow birthday balloons?

This one na set up o!